MTG'n'MEMES

snoopy of the day

someone please come pick me up and drive around all night with me just listening to music and talking about life

two households both alike in dignity

@tinybaphomet

I thought you might like these moss-filled pawprints in concrete which I saw earlier. :-)

ID: a row of medium sized pawprints, most likely a dog's, dried into the concrete of a pavement kerb. Time and rain has filled the pawprints in with green moss or lichen. The pavement is glowing in the sunlight and you can see the sitting shadow of a dog beside me.

ID: A closeup on one of the moss/lichen pawprints, almost perfectly filled in.

i have never contemplated someone doing this on the harp. i am amazed she got all the parts in and so fast

Wow!

Art by Hector aka shitty watercolor

😭😭😭😭

Hallie Packard - Torus, 2020

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

i found it

the original post

i found it

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

*tour guide voice*

and here on the left ladies and gentlemen, you see one of the posts before everyone went batshit crazy

World Heritage Post

Everyone here is dead.

What's the capital of Zimbabwe?

♫ Dun, dun dun dun. Dun dun dun. Dun dun dun!  ♫

i mean why put in the effort and not give the in-the-middle-of-the-horse-belly option??

Thank god for Russian dash cams to bring us wonders like this

they’re saying it’s 3am and they’re so tired and lets just drive and get out of here and then it happens and they’re like ‘well that woke me up”

This video has given youtubers permanent strikes on their account for violent content. Reblog violent content on your dash TODAY

the rainbow checkmarks next to my name are actually my mana cost

Somebody gave me these fuckin

Colourful name checkmarks

Enabling PvP on this website was a bold move and this will not end well

#you’re lucky I haven’t gotten my paycheck yet

It that a threat

Super happy to be part of the problem.

I didn't do anything to you people I'm innocent

If I am to be handed a dunce cap by the people on this webbed site then I at least have the balls to wear it.

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

​this worked last night lets go for round two

@badatwritingstuff

"roughly chopped" into the most beautifully uniform cuts I've ever seen. Okay man, my roughly chopped looks like I did it with my teeth 😭