marginalia

Sees a piece of media has SungWon Cho in it: It's prozd! my friend prozd! we went to tumblr posts together

I will be like "I'm fine" and then another fucking event will occur

guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening

I killed the rat king of New York and inherited his throne by right of conquest or whatever, but I never took the rat oaths so I can speak to and command rats and they are compelled to obey, but they formally elected a rat president last year. I don't have any formal power in their social hierarchy but I have very real concrete magical power over them. I guess the title gets passed to my eldest son unless a rat kills me at some point.

all I use my powers for is making rats salute me when I walk by and they all hate it

“can bisexuals use faggot” what a ridiculous question. of course we can. i just used one the other day

.. Just be sure to return them in better condition than when you started... unless they consent to being tossed into a dumpster with cum leaking out of their used holes.

Will you just calm the fuck down

the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays

“why are you wearing a cloak at the bowling alley” it’s my bowling cloak you fucking casual

Apples are so fucked up you can get two from the same pile ans one tastes more like an apple than anything youve ever eaten and the other tastes like water poisoned by pharaohs

i hate you e-tickets. give me a little keepsake or die

I think of this twitter interaction at least 6 times a day. do you remember how we used to run?

art comic

Palestinians in the West Bank tearing down the apartheid wall.

Credit to @caniscathexis for showing me this