Enter My Mind Bouncy Castle

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To-cat-ata in B by sympawnies

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if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

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For those not in the know, this is one of the Amanita mushrooms referred to as a Destroying Angel. Never, ever, ever, ever forage with an app. Especially for mushrooms.

The final stage of every OC's creation is having to go through websites like this to name it:

i had a dream that i was kissing a girl (im gay) and right as it was getting good wayneradiotv turned his webcam on over top the dream and started admonishing twitch chat for watching girls kissing while he was away from the computer. he kept saying they were sick bitches and that none of them would go to heaven. it went on for five whole minutes while i tried desperately to take back control of the dream from wayne and go back to kissing girls. i woke up in a cold sweat at 3 am and was afraid to go back to sleep for fear that the wayne tulpa would harm me again

this is perpetually on loop in my head and i love it

finally some good fucking news

keep fucking and eating and napping and having a zest for life forever king 🤘

Fun fact about Jonathan:

This is what posting your artwork after a mutual posts a big life update feels like

does anyoneee have that quote that's a numbered list that's like "we will never colonize mars. we will never make it off this planet. humankind will not exist forever. all of this is a good thing."

found it (from 'manifesto of the committee to abolish outer space' by sam kriss)