okay but do you remember kaz’s encounter with smeet’s little girl?
“because if you do, i’ll slit your mother’s throat and then your father’s, and then i’ll cut out the hearts of all these sweet slobbering hounds. i shall save Duke Silverhaunch for last so that you will know it’s all your fault.”
he did that and went out of his way to rub a dog’s belly in the same fucking house. in the same fucking chapter. the duality of this man.
"He's a criminal!!"
Yes, but have you considered that he would come for Inej, and if he couldn't walk, he'd crawl to her? And what about the fact that he would bottle her laugh and get drunk on it every night?
Lockwood & Co: Cancelled after 1 season, A girl with psychic abilities joins two teen boys a the ghost-hunting agency Lockwood & Co. to fight the deadly spirits plaguing London, doing their best to save the day.
The Get Down: Cancelled after 1 season, Set in the late 1970s, when New York was at the brink of bankruptcy and disco was dying out, the rise of hip-hop is told through the lives, art, music and dance of a group of young people in the South Bronx.
you know, i really think one of the funniest parts of soc is knowing that kaz and inej heard about the dekappel's impenetrable security and went "alright bet" and stole it just to prove a point
KAZ BREKKER & INEJ GHAFA
SHADOW AND BONE
fundamentally the reason that wylan and kaz's dynamic is superior is because they're just two mean girls who each have once-in-a-lifetime genius but neither of them have properly processed an emotion since they were like seven
Wylan: kiss me if I'm wrong but-
Jesper: you're wrong
Wylan: I didn't-
Jesper: YOU'RE WRONG
apparently I drew this
Colm Fahey reuniting with his son, Jesper Fahey, after finding out he dropped out of college, wasted all his money in gambling dens and joined a literal gang [colorized]:
Jesper: This is my sweet boy Wylan Van Sunshine, my love, the best guy around (´♡‿♡`) Wylan in the background with the result of his latest explosion:
Jesper: Perfect, isn't he? ヽ(♡‿♡)ノ
Hello Six of Crows fans, in case you were having a bad day today, this is your reminder that to almost everyone in the Church of Barter in Crooked Kingdom, it seemed like an esteemed, wealthy, adult businessman and politician just completely lost his mind at some random high-school age delinquent from the slums and blamed a massive scandal on him. Really just zoom out for a second here. To us as readers, Kaz is, well, Kaz, but to everyone in that story without the context of who he is, he is essentially a random kid with a cane and a questionable haircut. Van Eck in that scene is accusing him of everything from conning him to disguising his son as someone else. This would be like Elon Musk getting on national television after a massive tech disaster and blaming the entire thing on a fairly average high schooler with a light criminal record. It's just so absurdly funny to me, I will never get over it.
