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glumangel
queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise
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neverwither-a-blog reblogged
(I’ve got spn, dbh, tw, and mcu)
neverwither-a-blog reblogged
(I’ve got spn, dbh, tw, and mcu)
neverwither-a-blog reblogged
Connor’s fear of heights
[after Connor named Kara godmother of his kid]
Chloe: I don't mean to ruin the moment, but were Corwin and I even considered for the position?
Chloe: I mean, we are the parents of four healthy, well adjusted children who-
Corwin, walking in: Chloe, we need to go down to the police station. Our sons just vandalized the school.
Chloe: ...
Corwin, on the phone with Connor: Chloe asked me to handle this.
Corwin: She's going to yell at me, Connor.
Corwin: She can be very mean in French!
neverwither-a-blog reblogged
hurting ur friend with a really sad headcanon like
If this ain’t the most accurate fucking thing….
"I'm tired of this life. I want to be a Roomba. I want knives taped to me. I want to be set loose."
-Every Android ever, probably
neverwither-a-blog reblogged
Some interviewer: Mr Kamski, what’s it like to have a personal assistant android?
Elijah: one time I asked Chloe to get me a glass of water when she was angry at me. She gave me a cup of ice and said “wait.”
*whispers* I’m archiving this blog and moving Chloe back to the old sideblog