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but here's the wiggler

@frost8paw / frost8paw.tumblr.com

frost | she/they | i stream games and art sometimes | be the milk to my cereal at my kofi
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did I ever tell yall I used to think charlie chaplin was a drag king. for like three years straight

we watched modern times in seventh grade n I saw this shot n just took it face value that he was a twinky butch. for three years

I only found out he wasn’t because in tenth grade the topic of old hollywood leading ladies came up w my friends n I went “I think it’s so cool how charlie chaplin did all those drag roles. she was cute too haha” n they all looked at me like I’d said something just truly fucking insane. which for the record I had

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introduced my brother to the phrase "wonk my world" from that wonka post and now i'm regretting it because every time i say i enjoyed something he turns to me with an evil grin and says "did it wonk your world"

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teaboot

I'm trying to figure out if I'm a dude or not and I thought I was being stealth two months ago hitting up my mom like "Hey I might get a chest reduction what's ur opinion" then last night with the "Yo if I was a guy what would you name me" I GOT A FUCKING PHONE CALL LIKE "You know you can just tell me you're trans. You'll still have depression as a man but whatever. You know my opinion doesn't fuckin matter right just tell people to fuck off, you used to always tell people to fuck off, what changed why do you give a shit now. You were cooler when you were eight and didn't give a fuck" AS IF THAT WAS A CONVERSATUON I WAS READY FOR AT SEVEN IN THE GODDAMN MORNING

I remember telling my dad over the phone I was transitioning and he just said, yeah that happens, and continued audibly eating a salad.

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hotdrinks

I wish I could make cats understand the concept of fairness. Of hypocrisy. I wish next time Beatrice was eating I could stick my hand in her bowl and dig around and say "see? Not very nice is it?" And she would say "I understand now father you're right". But instead? Big fat paw in my soup

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