When you see a spider by your foot:
When water gets into your ear:
When your mom tells you to take out the trash:
When your hair gets in front of your face:
When you’re too tired to walk up the stairs:
???:
this fucking gifset gets me every time
I think you’re looking for “when you walk into a strip club” on that last one
Me @ me
Friend: So like… You still like One Direction?
Me:
my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks:
me: huh damn i’m bored
the 2% of my brain that isn’t actively sabotaging me: do your assignments. read a book. take a fucking shower
me:
“HOOMAN
HOOMAN THE SURFACE IS ALIVE
FLEE TO SAFETY”
When AO3 goes down
me when i get a New Interest™️ that i’m excited to share with everyone:
my long-suffering friends and followers:
That one mutual who shares all of your new interests
Fashion in the 2000s was so wack that for the life of me I can’t tell you who is the fashion expert in the original Queer Eye
