Everyone I Like Should Live Within A Five Mile Radius Of Me
“hey it could be worse” well i would like it not to be. how about that
The only thing that makes March in the Northern Hemisphere bearable is the holidays: Ides of March and Boat Got Stuck Day
Some of you never tried to summon an ancient deity during recess and it shows
Imagine if thousands of years from now, the only thing that's left of you is your broken heart???
Imagine if your broken heart beat across millennia, and people a world away hurt with you even after you'd returned to dust.
I reblogged one of these but this one is even better.
i’m gonna guess that the most commonly spoken indigenous language in hawai'i is hawai'ian
I love this scientist man who has probably been, on many occasions, a victim of physics
Reblog if you have been a victim of physics
If you or a loved one has been a victim of physics, you may be entitled to financial compensation.
THE AUDACITY OF THEM TO SAY THIS, FUCK NETFLIX FR
another day, another freshly widowed cat
the humble face of a Rat
Not to sound like an entitled brat, but I deserve to have a crow that regularly visits me.
spike and buffy
#kind of a milf reblog
I won't apologize
How the hell could I possibly explain this post to somebody not on tumblr
how do i tell my mom that this “minimalist wooden nativity set” she put up just looks like a forest of dildos
merry christmas everyone this post has so many notes that my younger cousins saw it independently of me showing it to them, recognized me from the family photos, and confronted me about it at a family gathering a few years ago