Send me one to see how my muse reacts. Some are fluffy, some are angsty, some are smutty, some are something else entirely…

Some of these may be triggering or NSFW!

• “I love you.”
• “I hate you.”
• “Go fuck yourself.”
• “I guess so…”
• “I guess not.”
• “Love me, please.”
• “Don’t say that.”
• “Don’t do that.”
• “Don’t touch me.”
• “Please, hold me.”
• “Pain changes people.”
• “You haven’t changed.”
• “Please don’t go.”
• “Look behind you.”
• “Go kill yourself.”
• “I can change.”
• “Don’t ever change.”
• “Want a hit?”
• “Do you smoke?”
• “Fuck me now.”
• “Take my hand.”
• “Lead the way.”
• “Duck and cover!”
• “Just go home.”
• “Take me home.”
• “Walk me there?”
• “Everyone, shut up!”
• “Just shut up.”
• “Please stop it.”
• “Please don’t die.”
• “I need you.”
• “I want you.”
• “Want a hug?”
• “Want a kiss?”
• “Are you sure?”
• “Are you lying?”
• “That’s the truth.”
• “I’m not lying.”
• “Oh my God.”
• “For fuck’s sake!”
• “I got it.”
• “I found it.”
• “Call me later.”
• “Text me later.”
• “Don’t call me.”
• “Are you crying?”
• “I wasn’t crying.”
• “Please don’t laugh.”
• “Please don’t cry.”
• “That’s a lie.”
• “What’d they say?”
• “What’ll it be?”
• “It’s last call.”
• “It’s almost midnight.”
• “Do you promise?”
• “That’s a promise.”
• “Are you serious?”
• “Don’t bullshit me.”
• “I punched him.”
• “I killed him.”
• “I kissed him.”
• “I love him.”
• “I hate him.”
• “I lied before.”
• “I’m so sorry.”
• “I’m not sorry.”
• “I’ll come over.”
• “Can you come?”
• “Want to cuddle?”
• “Maybe we should.”
• “Maybe we shouldn’t.”
• “You don’t say.”
• “Make me come.”
• “Did you come?”
• “I stole it.”
• “I broke it.”
• “Any bones broken?”
• “Are you okay?”
• “Are you hurt?”
• “That must’ve hurt.”
• “He was lying.”
• “It’s our song.”
• “Can I help?”
• “Help me out.”
• “Please, for me?”
• “Anything for you.”
• “I doubt it.”
• “I believe you.”

a continuation of this meme: ( x ). as requested by anon. warning: these can be a bit crude.

• “If you keep talking, I have no idea what I’ll do to you.”
• “Unclench your fist unless it’s going up my ass.”
• “Complain that you’re cold again and I’ll make sure you feel heated.”
• “It’s two AM! You better be here for a booty call.”
• “What is with you?! Stop leaning in so close to me!”
• “NO ONE TELLS ME WHAT TO DO UNLESS WE’RE IN BED.”
• “You better shut up, or I’ll do it for you.”
• “I fucking hate you! Stop looking at me all sexy.”
• “Let go of my shirt, unless you plan on ripping it off.”
• “Kiss my ass.” / “Suck my ass.”
• “Fight me! With your mouth! On my mouth!”
• “If you turn your back on me again, you better be bending over.”
• “Oh, so you wanna wrestle? Take your clothes off then!”
• “You say ‘I hate you’, but all I hear is ‘fuck me’.” 
• “Stop cleaning already! There are better things for you to do on your knees.”
• “You think you’re the boss of me just because you’re hot?!”
• “You can take your middle finger and shove it up my ass.”
• “If you keep yelling at me, I’m going to have to punish you.”
• “Why’d you push me up against the wall?!”
• “I can’t STAND when you look at me with those long eyelashes.”
• “Stop biting your lip and bite me instead!”
• “Quit saying you’re bored, or I’ll find a way to entertain you.”

No seriously? What happened? I’ve roleplayed on tumblr for close to six years now. That’s right, I remember the days of giant gifs, zero-formatting to your posts and THE most basic layouts in a theme ever known to man. Container themes were a distant dream (or curse lmao) and duplicates / AUs / hilarious OC’s and the like all lived in harmony. 

You played a villain? AWESOME. You played a hero? AWESOME. Your content was 18+? YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO TELL ANYBODY CAUSE NO ONE CARED. You liked your eggs with a side order of SMUT? FUCK YEA.  You didn’t wanna smut? THAT FINE TOO, FAM. A ship was literally just a ship and not a fucking marriage? LOL YEA You didn’t wanna ship with that guy ‘bob’? HE’S FINE WITH IT! Your writing was a mixture of *—* and crack? YEA WHATEVS FAM, ROCK IT. Outside of rping you have a real life and could take weeks off at a time without people hounding you for replies? DAT COOL FAM - IT’S A HOBBY AFTERALL. 

Honestly - RPing was literally a hobby. We all wrote our terrible fanfics and nobodies male character had a dick smaller than ten inches because y’know, it was YOUR world and you made it perfect for yourself. Conflict was so rare. People were much nicer.

BUT NOW.

whoa

what happened? like for realsies? what

So; I run multiple blogs - I do this because I love multiple characters. Lately, I have seen people actually complain about doing this. Like, WHY????? It’s none of your business???

I’ve seen people moaning about muns playing white, cis characters over minorities???? WHY???? again, none of your business - there is no sexist, racist, homophobic etc agenda behind the character somebody plays lmao - you are CLUTCHING AT STRAWWWSSSS

People have been THROWING around the terms ‘problematic’ and ‘toxic’ lately like they’re a hot fucking pair of potatoes. You’re problematic if you want to roleplay darker themes ???? last time I checked authors wrote that sorta shit all the time. People get mad about what is and isn’t tagged. People get mad at people for getting mad over what is and isn’t tagged. 

People LITERALLY harass one another - like, they bombard each other with shitty messages or IN MY CASE - they message their followers trying to stir up shit.

YOU GUYS - WHEN DID IT BECOME SO SERIOUS????

WE’RE LITERALLY A BUNCH OF TWENTY-SOMETHINGS PRETENDING TO BE OUR WAIFU’S ONLINE. CHILL THE FUCK OUT. HAVE SOME FUN. 

SWEET HOLY PRECIOUS BABY JESUS.

Y’ALL NEED TO CHILL.

WRITE YOUR FAVOURITE SHIT - UNFOLLOW PEOPLE WHO BUG YOU - JUST HAVE SOME DAMN FUN

am i crazy or something for just wanting everyone to chill and have fun????? i have literally no bad blood with anybody over anything; i just want everyone to enjoy what they do

hah tumblr rp lmao

we’re a buncha losers