Tentacle Platter

i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches

Worldbuilding tip for aspiring fantasy authors! Give that swordsman a bigger ass

Hey it's my birthday next weekend (April 27th)!!!!! I've put together an amazon wishlist if anyone is feeling particularily generous! <3

if the wishlist is a lot, you can also slip me a few buckaroos on ko-fi! https://ko-fi.com/canephoracrafts

SENSHI would want you to get enough sleep and have nice nutritious meals

CHILCHUCK would want you to know your worker rights and what your labor is worth

LAIOS would want you to embrace your passions and try new things

FALIN would want you to take care of your health and treat others with kindness

MARCILLE would want you to practice necromancy and have gay sex

did you know? if you do your laundry you can get your clothes back

not the socks.

Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!

Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.

me: do you guys like my evil thorned plate armour and bloodred cloak? is the ominous glow of my visor slit too much?

my manserpent minion: it'ssss sssslaying absssolute penisssss, ssssire

my shambling zombie: uuuu 👍

captured gnome i keep in a birdcage: golly gee willikers it's sure some scary!!!

my straight manserpent minion: looks pretty good boss

marcille, confronted with boiled mushroom: ewwwww it was just up and walking arooouuuund

marcille, confronted with her best friend's skeleton: [etching an evil necromantic circle into the ground] the concepts of "right" and "wrong" were crafted by empires of men to shackle and puppet us

talking to your pet is like