Anonymous asked:
But like... Please OwO?
Just for you, love.♡
Anonymous asked:
Can I like.... Cum on your chesticles? Please Mommy....
Only if you beg first
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not to be controversial but i want to hold hands with someone
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you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?
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how do i @ everyone i know without actually @'ing them
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Me: *flirts with girl*
Her: *flirts back*
Me: *was not expecting that and am now panicking*
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girls in nothing but oversized shirts
rb if you agree
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hi………..ppl with scars are allowed to wear whatever they want and that’s not an invitation to ask them about their scars
shadow-wings-45
Hi……… this includes accident scars and stretch mark scars.
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And maybe get some ice cream.
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The Harry Potter fandom might disagree on a lot of things, but there are some things that we all agree on:
- Umbridge is a bitch
- Sirius “only one will die tonight” Black is the biggest fucking drama queen
- Draco is hopeless at cooking. He can and will burn down the house.
- JKR is a huge fucking asshole and she is disowned from this fandom
- Umbridge is a bitch
- Wolfstar. Is. Canon.
- Dorcas Meadows and Marlene McKinnon were huge lesbians
- Umbridge is a bitch
- calmly
- James Potter was the mother hen of the marauders and if you think otherwise you are wrong
- Minerva “all tests set by a competent teacher” “have a biscuit Potter” McGonagall is the biggest badass of all time.
- Did i mention that Umbridge is a fucking bitch
Feel free to add more
Anonymous asked:
How do you know when they're " The One"?
Idk how long this ask has been sitting in my inbox..I'm so sorry😂. I feel like you're asking a way to inexperienced of a person, but like idk I guess maybe evaluate what this person means to you and what life without them would be like... this is probably no help I'm sorry😂
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When Tumblr goes premium let's all use one account like netflix
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did u know: according to scientists, in October the mitochondria turns into the frightochondria and becomes the haunted house of the cell
dlsor5
This should not have made me laugh
As a scientist I can confirm
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reblog this and put the age you realised you were not straight in the tags
i miss 1990 when i didn’t exist
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