Im here i guess

Dog refuses to get out of bed then proceeds to fall asleep looking after baby

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videos like this are the reason i love tumblr

Azula always lies. 

saw this post by @heavenly-dusk and kinda went insane thinking abt it so i drew it, i hope you don’t mind! 

oh for fuck’s sake

OP first posted this in 2018 for context. what an on point prediction

WHY DOES THIS FIT SO WELL LIKE THEIR MOUTHS ARE SYNCING WITH THE SONG PERFECTLY AND THIS HASN’T EVEN BEEN EDITED THE FUCK

this is the number one celebrity tweet nothing tops this

me when I’m not collecting those notes

Saying Uma Thurman is too old to reprise her role as Poison Ivy at 49 is a weak and sexist take. How old do you think Robert Downey Jr and Mark Ruffalo are? Let Harley have her milf.

every so often tiktok accidentally recaptures that golden era of short form comedy vine could capture

Where is the lie tho?

You were assigned to track down aliens that have taken human form and are presumably collecting information on different countries across the globe. You’re government has told you to find them, uncover what their plans are, and report back so that the military can properly contain them before any harm comes to mankind.

You found them; but it turns out they are just a group of teenagers, from a peaceful race, sent to do a school research project on planets with multicultural civilizations. Now they’ve latched onto you as their “Earth Parent” and your boss is starting getting impatient with your lack of updates on the supposed threat.

Reverse animorphs.

i gotta write a trope break where the dad’s favorite daughter gets a bf and instead of being suspicious the dad is like ‘YES. FINALLY. I HAVE A SON TO GO FISHING WITH’ ‘dad i go fishing with you every week’ ‘i know and i’ll always enjoy fishing with you more but I WANNA MAKE HIM FEEL WELCOME. COME ON SON LET US FISH’ 

instead of cringing the daughter’s like ‘i’m sorry if you feel weirded out by my dad but i love him the way he is and u just gotta man up and deal with my awesome cringy dad’

boyfriend, who doesn’t have a good dad: i know this and i love him

bf: are you going to tell me to not break your daughter’s heart or you’ll break my legs or something? 

dad: no i know you wouldn’t do it on purpose and it’s stupid to get mad at someone for an accident. also, i trust my daughter’s taste in men and understand that heartbreak is a natural part of relationships. you will both hurt each other, but what’s important is being mature, forgiving, and loving through it. now, do you want a hamburger or a hotdog?

bf, crying a little: both, please mr. dad

instead of groaning at the dad jokes everyone is DELIGHTED and the dad stands as the pinnacle of humor, as dad jokes deserve to. 

I have found the greatest video ever.

For context: This guy is a ex cop who is there to expose the fact that police heavily manipulate these statistics to cover up the truth. He aint a bad person who is lying, he is a good person who is pointing out that the police is lying.

ATTENTION fake Harry Potter fans, the following works are NOT part of the Harry Potter canon: Harry Potter 1-7, Fantastic Beasts, The Cursed Child

The following works ARE part of the Harry Potter canon: A Very Potter Musical, A Very Potter Sequel, A Very Potter Senior Year, Potter Puppet Pals

My Immortal I’m so sorry my dumb bitch ass forgot to list you as canon oh my god

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