I mean flowers in hair COULD be an everyday look let’s be real

if you ever feel lonely just remember there are thousands of algorithms tracking your every move and collecting data on every one of your likes and dislikes so.. somebody cares <3 

date someone whose voice can make you calm… or wet… or both

I’m:

⚪️ Single

⚪️ Taken

🔘 Dying to tell you anything you want to hear, cause thats just who I am this week

the WORST kind of movies r the ones where the nerdy girl is in love with popular dude and he ignores her but after starting to wear make up and pretty clothes he suddenly falls in love with her hetero culture is disgusting

what’s wrong with straight guys wearing makeup and pretty clothes?

wait that’s not what you meant

Now THAT would be a movie

do you think straight people understand what a mammal is

a hundred years of animations have taught us that no

they’ll tell me to take a biology class cuz im trans and then turn around and put tits on a duck

This has to be one of the funniest bits of internet commentary I’ve ever read

Nasal congestion is so stupid. Your body stops breathing properly as a defense mechanism

Plants:

The human body: OH SHIT! *stops breathing to avoid dying"

California’s super bloom. Most peaceful morning I’ve really ever had.

Anxiety really cramps my style like how am I going to seem chill and fun if I often start trembling and breathing heavily and developing a look of impending doom in my eyes

If Iron Man can do it, so can I

this is literally one of the most inspirational things 

the battle of PewDiePie vs T-series. Ca 2019 (colorised)

ADHD HOMEWORK TIPS

Look, even if it’s a little distracting, at least you’re getting little by little done.

You have math problems but really want to watch the season of the show you love? Set a timer every ten minutes, and do a problem. You can even move up to two problems every ten minutes, and more!

I just translated my foreign language hw while listening to a podcast it was 100x easier.

low distraction is key here but there’s still something in the background for you Distracted Brain to focus on so Creative Brain can thrive.

I haven’t red half my chem book but am I still staying afloat? You bet!

They saved my life pre medication,

They look like this and go on the page and only highlight one scentence, blocking out the rest. They’re pretty cheap on amazon and I bet there’s a way the school will buy it for you especially if you have an IEP or a 504 plan.

if the fog is blocking you from getting the work done it might mean something else is a problem first try HALTing.

Am I Hungry?

Am I Angy?

Am I Lonely?

Am I Tired?

That’s 90% of all problems I promise you.

Remember, you do work best when you’re happy and motivated so it’s okay to take a break and give you brain that motivation! It’s the same with animals babey!

I believe and love every one of you, happy studying babes

Growing up without stim toys be like

- the leg bounce

- sleeves

- bottles of liquid were strangely fascinating

- something heavy on the end of some string

- Doodling ALL the time so now you’re kind of accidentally good at art

- MAGNETS

- jewellery. Especially those weird earrings where they’re a ball covered in gel spikes.

- Covering your hands in glue and peeling it off

- Tapping

- Twirling your hair around your finger until it accidentally turns into a huge knot

- gum

- Stroking pets because it feels good for you not just them

- Any blu tac you found around the house or school would stay with you for many weeks

- Biting the inside of your cheek, fingers, nails

- “we will be using clay in art today” was a god send

- bubble baths

- people think you’re faking needing stim toys now because you’ve gone so long without them and they didn’t notice your little ‘quirks’ before

Don’t forget these!

- Tapping your pen incessantly against your finger when trying to work.

- Constantly touching your face.

- Looking at a stim toy in the store and thinking, “hey, that looks fun.”

- Incessantly checking social media.

Oh my god me

anyone else with adhd like. absolutely love the thought of charts and storage bins and organization but you just can’t make it work?

like i love the thought of set schedules and “everything had it’s place” and studyblr level well kept notes but for years i’ve tried all this over and over and it’ll last for a month max before falling apart.

i made a generator for yall to see what ur genders are

yeah

I got “queer ?????? queer” I’m dead of laughter

beware, for i am masc motherfuckin dumbass @theinvisiblespoon

I’m either

That’s fair

Trans ??? ???

I’ve already done this but I was looking through a bunch and reblog if you’re also a punk ass person because why not? 🤘

“cryptic [REDACTED] slut”

I agree ig

Jeff for the love of god change your url