i cant seem to find your twitter
my twitter is @lyr_ae !!
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Good tweet is good.
me: why do i feel so lonely and isolated. like ive forgotten what it is to be human
my brain: well you’ve avoided forming any close relationships with other people for going on five months now, so maybe you could try hanging out with-
me: oh im good thanks lol mb next time
comfy
FISH NO
..but comfy
FISH PLEASE YOU COULD GET HURT
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sleeby….
what a toothbrush would do if it came alive
God: let there be light
Moths:
I love the implication that moths somehow existed prior to the creation of the universe
*one minor inconvenience happens*
Well, I mean, Garfield does care
Anyone who’s ever owned a cat knows that they have thier own ways to show they love you
An often overlooked thing about Garfield is between the snark and schemes, he’s really a loving kitty
I guess these aren’t as memorable as the wackier strips
But Jon can always count on Garfield to make him smile when it really matters
And Garfield knows that Jon cares
I swear, my cat is the same way, the below picture is an accurate portrait of how it is to have a dog and cat the same time.
Theory accepted
wholesome
It’s rare to see Garfield content on Tumblr that isn’t “Jon is a heartless monster” or “Garfield is some eldritch horror”
I say motherlode and the ghost beats me unconscious with the ouija board
you’ve gotta stat romanticizing your life. you gotta start believing that your morning commute is cute and fun, that every cup of coffee is the best you’ve ever had, that even the smallest and most mundane things are exciting and new. you have to, because that’s when you start truly living. that’s when you look forward to every day.
live your life like a ghibli movie where literally everything is charming and beautiful
Good advice
My girlfriend is a high femme and I'm the butchiest butch you can think of and we confuse the hell out of people. My gorgeous girlfriend is a mechanic and I'm a librarian and when we tell people what we do they look so confused. I can't change a tyre to save my life and she struggles with reading so she takes care of the car and I read her part of a book every night before bed with all the voices. Lord of the Rings is next on our reading list.
AWW YOU’RE ALL SO VALID
I’m dumb as hell moodboard
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