I think the funniest part about the migration from tiktok to rednote is how americans are like "oh my gosh, our government lied to us, you guys are the same as us!" and chinese are like "holy shit, our government didn't lie to us, you really do live like this, i'm so sorry"

Current sexuality: John wick emerging from the shadows.

Two days ago my husband said "...and he was pissed" and I said "don't say that around the kids!" so he corrected himself to "and he was liquid angry" and I've been laughing since

He is an ungrateful man 😔

You’re as beautiful as the day I lost you

ALUCARD in CASTLEVANIA: NOCTURNE (2023)

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

Nazis backing Nazis. What a shock.

I just think he’s neat

Free Free Palestine!

me @ y/n when they do something i’d never do:

like babe this isn’t us ?? get it together

good for him

"that character is dead" "that character is married to someone else" "that character wouldn't even look at you" well not according to my google docs

man if I was a russian mob boss and my worthless layabout son killed baba yaga's dog I'd just fucking give him up. like immediately. like call john wick's secret basement landline and be like "iosef's at the club. all his goons and bodyguards have been instructed to stand down. there's a new puppy on your front porch. do you want an edible arrangement or anything"