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Wish there was a better social shorthand for “I’m sure they’re a lovely person in their own way but we are so baseline incompatible that being around them longer than five minutes makes me feel like exploding into smithereens.”
listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.
No one:
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oh when I tell you I need all of these [x]
recently showed a friend infinity train, and was also showing her some fanart i think is cool, and i show her a few of rymin in their van, and she says "oh cool, so they're gonna fuck in there" yeah, you got it, man
i know a spot (dark cemetery at 3am to see the northern lights)
This textpost meme passes the Bechdel test
i hope there's a stranger psychosexually obsessed with me based on my storygraph stats
band is @/thepssyboys on Instagram
And so Amelia learned to not leave six-and-a-half-year-olds unattended in a coffeeshop.
That first picture was inspired by a cute fanfic titled "Tattoos on Titanium" by Yellow_Soul, where Jesse buys magnets at the dollar store so Lake can use them as temporary tattoos
A robust transit system is safe, easy to navigate, and doesn't waste your life away!
if chappel roan ever embraces a butch-femme lifestyle the implications for the culture could be enormous
if this woman started doing music videos set in old school dyke bars with butches on motorcycles crawling all over her or whatever I just think something would shift you know. i just think she could carry us to victory.
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Anti-golf PSA from your local swampsters
people i’ve been mutuals with for 3+ years are fair game for any reply i’ve got in my brain i’m in your notes like omg i saw a bell pepper today
