Hey I know you probably don't care but I took a huge break from Tumblr and I'm super happy to see you're still up and running! You were always on my daily blog check and I always laughed :)
awww thank you so much! this means so much to hear i'm happy my blog has been able to give you a little happiness! ❤️
Alexander: Can’t you do something about Jefferson?
Washington: Like sit him down and have a talk with him?
Alexander: No, like stand him up and have him shot!
Washington: Don’t be absurd. There’d be an inquiry.
Alexander: He looked at me like I was stupid, I'm not stupid!
Also Alexander: *cheats on his wife and writes a fucking pamphlet about it*
Hello friend! Let me tell you, your blog is absolute GOLD! Hamilton has taken over my life and your quotes just make my day! Sooo, may I request a little something with the Hamilsquad and Jefferson? Pretty please with a Laff on top? Lots of Love❣️
thank you so much!!! you are the absolute sweetest and i'm so glad my dumb quotes make you day!! and of course! expect a hamilsquad and jefferson combo quote tomorrow! ❤️
Philip: You know, our family does games nights a lot, like the classics, you know, monopoly and uno...
Philip: But every time we do, Mom and Dad almost sign divorce papers.
[the morning after a particularly rowdy night of drinking]
Hamilton: John, I have the distinct impression that we woke you around 3:30 this morning.
Laurens: No, it was ten to four.
Mulligan: Did we say why?
Laurens: You said you wanted to sacrifice a virgin.
Lafayette: Did we?
Laurens: I was too sleepy.
*A sleepover at Laurens' house*
Mulligan: Hey Laf, do you think Alex is a top or a bottom?
Lafayette, not looking up from his book: Oh, definitely a top.
*Later*
Laf, opening the door to Laurens’ room: Hey, John, can I- *SLAM* DEAR GOD ALEX IS A BOTTOM-