Schrodinger’s Catgirl

hello spop fandom, i have come to deliver the memes

hey, i got some a+ totally serious character analysis right here. adora has always been taller than catra, and that is key to understanding catra, because it is actually the true crux of her resentment. that’s right, it has nothing to do with shadow weaver’s bullshit or adora leaving her or whatever. it’s those extra inches adora lorded over her. that’s why when she saw adora turn into she-ra and become a goddamn giant and climb-you-like-a-tree taller than her, she finally fucking snapped. i’m right and i don’t take criticism. 

*Catra walks into the room on stilts* What? They’re just my regular shoes.

Oh god ih goh hog

Adora….. Shadow Weaver’s behind you…. She cant hear me ohj god oh n

My friends: Is Catra your fav because you love cat girls? Lol Me: It’s not really the neko neko ears as much as the emotionally unavailable woman with unresolved anger and abandonment issues. My friends:

Same energy

So do you simp for

or like

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Glimmer absolutely owned this as a child.

At least now she knows why it never let her talk to Micah now.

Bow: With all her queenly duties, Glimmer just hasn’t had as much time for me. 😔

Catra: That sucks, but you know she’d do anything for you, right?

Bow: Yeah, you’re right. Thanks, Catra. 🙂

Catra: Yeah *yeets Bow off a cliff*

Glimmer, teleporting immediately to Bow: CATRA YOU CANT KEEP DOING THIS

Catra: You’re welcome, arrow boy. 😌

“You must be Glimmer.”

I like to think these two briefly danced together when Perfuma was dancing with Adora, and got to officially meet.

Leah the werewolf

"we need less sanitized queer stories" yall keep saying fucking she-ra romanticizes abuse. you couldnt possibly handle less sanitized queer stories

"we need less sanitized queer stories" youre the one saying the locked tomb series is bad because you dont like the prose. based off of a quote from goodreads of all places. that was dialogue, not even the actual prose.

people keep reblogging only the first half of the post when the addition was the original post. ok

girl help. 4k notes

"she-ra fumbled its message" no! crucially, it didnt! it had the same message as the original she-ra show, which is "this lady is a superhero and is going to do superhero things like save the planet" and she did do that!

"oh but catra never apologized for what she did and they just let her join the good guys" thats a perfectly normal thing in childrens media, and the only reason yallre calling it out is because its queer and you want the perfect unproblematic queer media to exist. except that even if it did you would all find ways to nitpick it, which is the whole point of this post!

Also, notably, she did apologize. They just think it wasn't good enough.

They absolutely could not handle more nuanced media.

can we please pretty pleasr reblog this version,

I love Scorpia with my whole heart, and Perfuma is so good to her, so I crave their happiness.

Reblog my funny posts you cowards

Make one

every day i stray farther from god and closer to ramona flowers

I enjoy the idea that the spectrum of a person is between god and Ramona flowers