Queer Omens, part 3: Tan France edition
tan: Where??? Is his closet?
jonathan: Queen I don't KNOW I couldn't even find a bathroom!
aziraphale: Oh, sorry about that!
aziraphale, opening the little pocket dimension that hides his valuables: This way!
tan: oh what the FUCK
jonathan: Ooh, that was like a little itty bitty earthquake!
tan, looking at the camera, mouthing: What the fuck what the fuck what th
aziraphale: This is where I've kept the clothing I wore. I quite liked the elizabethan and victorian era.
jonathan, picking up a toga: Girlllll! Can we try these on?
aziraphale: Yes.
jonathan, losing their mind: THANK YOU
tan: You have some absolutely stunning pieces- and I can see that you have your clothes perfectly tailored, so I'm not necessarily worried about the fit. You have the style of a southern pansy, which I LOVE, you're such a dapper man! But I think whats important, is to bring you into the 21st century.
aziraphale: Yes, I do believe I've lagged behind.
tan: Who is your style icon?
aziraphale: Pardon?
tan: Like, who do you want to look like? Whose fashion sense do you want to emulate?
aziraphale: Oh! I guess I admire Crowley's choices of clothing.
tan: That's so cute. Love it. Next question: do you own. Any other colors.
aziraphale: I think I own a pale blue button up. But heaven usually sticks with this, er, palette.
Cut to: Tan, apalled and offended: I'm gonna introduce this man to the rainbow.