if you arent someone the church wanted dead 300 years ago are you really living

the ‘big three’ of coping mechanisms are jerking off, fucking up your hair, and playing your favorite music real loud

normal again 👍

horny again 👍

normal again 👍

horny again 👍

normal again 👍

you should spend more time training instead of being horny.

Sasuke…

can someone please leave a picture of wario in the replies

here are 3 warios

i appreciate the effort but just one wario is all I need this is too many warios

ok so, I appreciate your help but this is actually only half of a wario, I'm needing a full, singular wario, I am sorry

I love the smell of gasoline

women

hey girls and squirrels, friendly reminder that an entire bag of chips does not count as "eating a meal"

hope this helps!

best update they've put out in years

Unlike humans, potatoes are not afraid of being fried alive

what

what

WHAT

Unlike human, potatoes are not — never mind. Potatoes are illiterate regardless of size

i have a phd

tumblr tuesday: alt press <3 mcr

Another week, another Tuesday. Except that this Tuesday is a treat. This Tuesday on Tumblr is brought to you by @altpress, who have kindly shared some nostalgic and some never-before-seen images of Tumblr's favorite band, My Chemical Romance. 

We all know how pivotal a moment 2004 was—the birth of Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge. An obsession with swooped bangs and skinny jeans. The seep of emo music and aesthetics across the world.

So, please enjoy these images from the shoot of MCR's 2004 December cover debut for Alternative Press Issue 197, photographed by Chapman Baehler. For more archival content of your favorite artists from the before times, head over to tumblr.com/altpress.