i am a bright and colourful piñata and god is a 13 year old birthday boy whose parents have just announced their divorce.

this reads like a john mulaney bit

when i grow up i want to be a library goblin. i get paid to wander the shelves and be discovered curled up and reading in unlikely places, perhaps hissing if i am interrupted in the middle of a good part. why would a library pay for this service you ask? because it will add to the ambiance next question

the otp  ♡

no language should be mocked other than french

Birds is “oiseaux” in French.

No letter is pronunced the way it should.

And there are seven of them.

ITS PRONOUNCED “WAZO” AND YES, I WILL DIE MAD ABOUT IT

G O O D  B Y E ✋

as i was looking for reference for Klaus i realized his coat is camo and you know

it messed me up pretty bad

* ✧ * ✧ * 

“You helped a woman give birth and saved her and her baby, 

you gave me an arm and leg so I could stand up again.

Your hands aren’t made for killing people, 

they are for helping them”

anyone: how do you do *simply and mundane thing*?

me, someone who has been on auto pilot all my life: um..

God put 1 braincell on my body and its the auto battle function on RPG maker, i see a task and i start swinging until its done, absolute no thought while doing it

anyway the incredibles takes place in the fallout timeline

canon

by  helloemilie

p o n y o (2008)