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This is the real photo

Who on God’s green earth photoshopped their butt cracks to be larger and smaller. Why would anyone do this.

With the Reddit 3rd party app crackdown and the ongoing horseshit Elon Musk is pulling with "X", I realize a lot of people here might be pretty new. So I put together a quick and easy guide for using Tumblr for anyone new who might need it.

*choking gurgling blood dripping from my nose choking and gurlging on the blood pouring out of my nose*

Reviews are in! Reviews are glowingly positive! Reviews are glowing like the cloud we All Hail.

bruh he hit him with the tsugi ni omae wa

these hoes don't be mad at Megan, these hoes mad at Megan's Law

tryna strike a chord but it's probably A Minor

Me & the other drivers were really impressed when you swerved around all of us at high speeds & got to the red light before anyone else

interesting how the tiktokers who larp as 2014 tumblr it-girl arent brave enough to bring these back

cowards probably aren't even on house arrest

calling explicit content spicy is so cringe i can't handle it

Do you have a different fun and playful term you prefer or do you not engage with explicit content in a fun and playful way

i hate fun and whimsy and i think we should all dig trenches in the desert all day

big if true

I wish this necklace was the real deal.

wh

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Phoenix, it’s me. Believe in yourself.

the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.

:/

Unpopular opinion but literally not one person in the world should have their human rights violated

If one person's rights can be waved away, so can yours

yes, even those people.

Fuck it, adding on: This is why it's frustrating to see criminal defense lawyers getting a bad rep.

The right to a fair trial is a human right. In practice, a fair trial necessitates a lawyer. This means that even if somebody committed the worst crimes you could possibly imagine, they still deserve a lawyer.

Somebody has to defend them as a matter of human rights. As one of my professors said, way back in my first semester at uni: "Everybody deserves to have somebody in their corner."

nb the source of criminal defense attorneys getting a bad rep is always, always copaganda. same with the incredibly bullshit narrative of “if you didn’t do anything wrong then why do you need a lawyer?” the purpose of both these terrible stupid pro-cop arguments are to deny you your legal rights. 

Someone else said it very well here on this website:

A government whose people lose their rights once they become criminals has a very vested interest in making their critics criminals.

Remember the big push to make everything thing all pedophiles should be executed?

Remember how in Florida, being trans can get you convicted as a pedophile? Or being in drag?

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#‘unpopular opinion’? that’s. that’s literally why they’re called *human* rights…

#they aren’t ‘good person rights’ or even ‘not a complete dick rights’. they’re human rights. that’s the point.

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if you're wondering why THIS tiktok ban bill made it through the senate unlike last time...

biden's reasoning is the tiktok ban "protects national security". lmfao

holy fuck, they are so horribly angry at the constant mockery of their failings among the young and impressionable. they're FURIOUS that there is a means of propaganda dissemination that they don't have complete control over during such a critical time of people coming to the realization "wow this place and the people who run it and everything they stand for fucking sucks".