My Astarion/tav comic is finally up on AO3!

It is nsfw, hence the reason I couldn't post more than this here lol

A quiet lakeside village

RALATHOR

Our beloved hermit.

Enjoy ✨💙

Yoooooo

RISEN AND FALLEN

O.w.

Something deeper than normally I do

... then what the Hell are Thraben Inspectors even inspecting?

Superman by Julian Totino Tedesco

i heard in america a baby child cannot have water at mcdonalds. only soda

Healthy relationships are clearly better in real-life but fucked-up ones are way more dramatically interesting in fiction. In much the same way–indeed, in exactly the same way–that feudal monarchy is a hell of a lot of fun in fantasy and historical fiction novels, but complete shit to actually live under.

Feudal monarchy is so hilarious because it’s just like: “What if we based our entire sociopolitical structure on fucked-up family dynamics?”

Knight of Fire

ok, unfollowing now. was a big fan of his automail arm, didn't know he committed alchemy's greatest taboo

People gotta learn to separate the unaccountable police actions of the rogue military agent of a corrupt government from the artist

Just a contemplative Nissa 💚

Gorgeous

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

this for real fucking works

I ain’t superstitious and I got no illusions this will swing things one way or the other but I got some shit going on and it’s scary and I need all the help I can get

Step up your game. Grant is like a 6 foot 7 sub and he’s a dick sucking machine.

There’s a lot of power in those extra seven inches

I think the one where he confidently and unironically concluded that Wario was 13ft tall because they had to scale Olimar up so he could be a functionable Smash fighter and taking the resulting scaling as word of god was the worst one actually

oh I actually remember the exact chain of logic that was used to determine that Wario is ten feet tall:

like yes the final result is absurd. but this method of getting To that final result makes it even weirder!

however I maintain that this is not the worst game theory. this is bad analysis, sure, but it's harmless bad analysis. using bad analysis to say wario is ten feet tall so you can use that to calculate how powerful his farts are is just kinda silly. using bad analysis to say that those feminists claiming that your hobby is Problematic are all wrong and don't understand the intricate Boner Strategies at play on the other hand? indefensible

We really gonna just ignore that MatPat argued that the Galactic Empire was the good guys of Star Wars because the destruction of the Death Star made the money sad?

hey folks,,,,,... glad 2 b here on tubblr . here's a little self-portrait of me,, a human male

on my way to work at the job factory :) lets get this bread !, and by bre,d i mean human money dollars haha. dont even like bred

feeding the ducks

(disclaimer: i do Not live in thi,s pond. i live in a home House.)

ah . allow me to introduce my two lovely childen . Child and Baby . :) they are both just regular Men just like their old man(me)