Why thank you,and I’m down for some world domination.

Coolio

I can’t believe I just said that.

Why not? People should coolio more often.

AHH FINALLY a fellow coolio lover. Welcome to the club bro

I’m happy to be welcomed by a mutual love of coolio

When did you move to Riverdale then o’ coolio brother?

A month ago if I remember correctly

and in that month have you met anyone as swagalicious as moi?

Well your a talking cat who’s planning world domination so I think you take the cake

Cake? Where? Gimme

I’m sorry to disappoint there is no actual cake

you lied to me?

I apologize for the inconvenience.I can buy a cake?

you’d better

Why thank you,and I’m down for some world domination.

Coolio

I can’t believe I just said that.

Why not? People should coolio more often.

AHH FINALLY a fellow coolio lover. Welcome to the club bro

I’m happy to be welcomed by a mutual love of coolio

When did you move to Riverdale then o’ coolio brother?

A month ago if I remember correctly

and in that month have you met anyone as swagalicious as moi?

Well your a talking cat who’s planning world domination so I think you take the cake

Cake? Where? Gimme

I’m sorry to disappoint there is no actual cake

you lied to me?

Roses are red Violets are blue Jason is dead Please not Fred too

Did several photo shoots of my friends while I was home this week. More posts to come

Fuck

Is that a good reaction?

Yea

@salem-talks

Money can buy you anything

Did several photo shoots of my friends while I was home this week. More posts to come

Fuck

Anonymously or not, send “How To Care For” instructions for my muse

Why thank you,and I’m down for some world domination.

Coolio

I can’t believe I just said that.

Why not? People should coolio more often.

AHH FINALLY a fellow coolio lover. Welcome to the club bro

I’m happy to be welcomed by a mutual love of coolio

When did you move to Riverdale then o’ coolio brother?

A month ago if I remember correctly

and in that month have you met anyone as swagalicious as moi?

Well your a talking cat who’s planning world domination so I think you take the cake

Cake? Where? Gimme

Why thank you,and I’m down for some world domination.

Coolio

I can’t believe I just said that.

Why not? People should coolio more often.

AHH FINALLY a fellow coolio lover. Welcome to the club bro

I’m happy to be welcomed by a mutual love of coolio

When did you move to Riverdale then o’ coolio brother?

A month ago if I remember correctly

and in that month have you met anyone as swagalicious as moi?

I’m not a witch.

And I’m not an asshole.

One of those statements is false and it’s definitely the latter.

*Both.

Where’s your proof?

The Whisperer is rarely wrong and how else does she have a talking cat?

Again, where’s your proof?

About the talking cat? He has a blog where he constantly talks on.

I’m not stupid. Have you heard him speak? That could even be one of those lame blogs where the owner talks and pretends to be him. You have no proof.

Didn’t you guys know? @salem-talks is just run by my weird cousin Amanda, he’s not a cat..

yeh... totes not a cat... I am 100% a woman... who’s a ventriloquist and has a black cat dummy

Why thank you,and I’m down for some world domination.

Coolio

I can’t believe I just said that.

Why not? People should coolio more often.

AHH FINALLY a fellow coolio lover. Welcome to the club bro

I’m happy to be welcomed by a mutual love of coolio

When did you move to Riverdale then o’ coolio brother?

The best picture I have ever taken.

@salem-talks

MAYBE HE’S BORN WITH IT

You’re definitely born with it. Makeup could never improve on what you have

i’m glad SOMEONE appreciates me

Hey, someone has to

{shit wrong blog that was meant to be on non selective}

Why thank you,and I’m down for some world domination.

Coolio

I can’t believe I just said that.

Why not? People should coolio more often.

AHH FINALLY a fellow coolio lover. Welcome to the club bro