this guy at the bar came up and asked me “what gives you the balls to just dye your hair blue?” and i was too drunk to think of anything witty so i just sneered and said “my balls”

Today, we get to reblog this

Local Detective tries to get out of doing his household chores by Charming his doctor, more at 11.

[ID: a digital drawing of Holmes and Watson. They're sitting on a rug on either side of a metal box filled with paper. They're both laughing. Watson is in his shirtsleeves and Holmes in his dressing gown. /End ID]

GUISE

GUISE

IF YOU HIT “X+C” IT SHUTS OFF EVERY GIF ON YOUR DASH

EVERY SINGLE ONE TURNS TO A LITTLE GREY BOX WITH A LOCK

GUISE

TUMBLR HAS MADE ITSELF SAFE FOR EPILEPTICS

PASS IT ON

I BRING FORTH THIS KNOWLEDGE TO ANY FELLOW TUMBLRITES/SEIZURE-PRONE PEOPLE THAT MAY FOLLOW ME

KINDLY THANK THE OP FOR THIS KNOWLEDGE

I AM A HUMBLE MESSENGER

For any of my epileptic/seizure-prone followers!

Plus ASD/SPD people who can’t do flashy stuff!

Motion sensitive migraineurs!

yeah okay ill reblog that!

STOP BEING SELF CONSCIOUS ABOUT YOUR CREATIONS STOP SECOND GUESSING WHAT YOU REALLY WANNA DO STOP DEBATING IT'S WORTH. LET YOUR ART SERVE YOU INSTEAD OF THE OTHER WAY AROUND

I really don't care if Miley Cyrus smoked a bong. She's 18? She can live her own life...

thinking of puppy phone charms

A couple of months ago I read Peristalsis by Quakergoth and it absolutely blew my mind, so I had to make some art for it because good god, what a story, 10/10, very fucked up, will reread for ages~ <3

This image is a crop! The full piece, which is explicit and contains non-con and gore, can be seen over here at my pillowfort: https://www.pillowfort.social/posts/4746364

My vibe about ships since forever tbh

that horse drawing meme but its falin

Thats just how Laios draws

the people have spoken! here is zop absolutely living his best life! i have drawn him in so long :,)

ID: a full colour digital drawing of grizzop lying on the shore of a yellow beach on a sunny day drinking from a coconut. he is a dark green goblin with long, pointy ears that point upwards. he has completely red eyes, sharp teeth and claws. he is smiling at the viewer as he lies on his front, propped up on his elbows with his legs sticking out behind him, toes sticking into the sand as the shallow waves come in and touch his stomach. his left forearm is flat on the sand and the right is resting on top of it, holding a green coconut with a straw sticking out of it. he is wearing a bright orange speedo, and has three hoop earrings in his ear. end ID

BOSS EATS WET FOOD MINE GOES CRUNCH

SO I POST CATS NOT JUST ON LUNCH

save me asymmetrical armor designs. help me single shoulder pauldron

save me cool big glove or gauntlet on one hand

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

oh shit my laundry

reblog to save someone’s laundry

I laughed so fucking hard at this

This is literally how I talk to conservatives, and it doesn’t always work, but it works way more often than you think. You gotta speak their language to get through to them. It may not change their mind immediately, but it gives them a chance to think about where their morals stand. And that’s the best you can do sometimes. Change begins with individual’s growth.

>password sharing is estimated to cost them several billion dollars

KEEP SHARING THEM PASSWORDS

Password sharing actually doesnt cost them anything, every time u share a password they dont have to pay u for that. Its free. They just use that language bc they say that not having everyone buy into their service is a loss of a customer they /never even had/ and are pretending they would have made money from those non customers

They aren't losing money, they're just mad they aren't making more money. Absolutely share passwords with friends and people you trust.