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someone: quit bouncing your leg me: hesitates but continues to lowkey bounce my leg

Canon: and so they never met

Fanfic: here’s a funny story

Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.

Fanfic: Actually,

Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms

Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!

Canon: … and they were roommates.

Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…

Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.

Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened

Canon: They had a coffeeshop

Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS

Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions

Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN

Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best

Canon: They were straight

Fanfic: Lol

THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST ONE

My ultimate goal is to not end up like all the miserable people around me who settled in life and are perpetually bitter about it

Honestly, as a German I can not quite understand the obsession of the English speaking world with the question whether a word exists or not. If you have to express something for which there is no word, you have to make a new one, preferably by combining well-known words, and in the very same moment it starts to exist. Agree?

Deutsche Freunde, could you please create for me a word for the extreme depression I feel when I bend down to pick up a piece of litter and discover two more pieces of litter?

die Umweltvermüllungsverzweiflung = …

aaa

My favorite looks from the Met Gala 2018 - Heavenly Bodies: Fashion and the Catholic Imagination.

Rihanna in Maison Margiela

Ariana Grande in Dolce & Gabbana

Lana del Rey in Gucci

Zendaya in Versace

Studying Trees by Fabian Rensch

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

How I feel after waking up from naps.

h o p e  w o r l d 

(you can use these as icons if you want!! let’s hype together) 

IS ONE OF VLADIMIR’S UNICORNS UP FOR SALE ON EBAY?

Humorous New Contextual Street Sign Interventions by Michael Pederson

@gallusrostromegalus

I love this kind of humor and public art.

me realizing my experiences with sewing have been a lie this whole goddamn time:

My granny taught me these. We called them.blind stitches.

Wow I didn’t kno

I have to try these

I remember learning these in middle school.

I HAVE BEEN DOING IT WRONG FOR THE PAST TEN THOusAND YeARS

Yuzu and the quad :)

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