fire meet gasoline

featuring: yuuji itadori x fem coded!reader but can be read as gn!reader as well.

warnings: canon timeline, no shibuya or culling games. angst with some fluff sprinkled in. not edited.

cache notes: i couldn’t help but think of him for this song. he’s precious and i love him.

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It's dangerous, to fall in love, but I

Wanna burn with you tonight

Hurt me

There's two of us, we're certain with desire

The pleasure's pain and fire

Burn me

It started with one sided pining. You did everything with him, you were his best friend. To train with, to get lunch with, spend movie nights with… Just being around him healed your soul in ways you couldn’t explain.

Nobara warned you. She did everything she could to make you not obsess over him.

But Yuuji is person you couldn’t help but fall for. He was sweet, caring— all those green flags that every girl fawns over. You were surprised a lot more girls weren’t falling at his feet when your group went to the city.

And Yuuji— bless his heart— was blind to your feelings toward him, clueless about those glances that he’s caught too many times. Those rosy cheeks, those heartbroken eyes that he could never figure out the cause for.

If he ever found out, he’d beat himself up for days about it.

And, well; he did.

Fell to his knees in front of where you sat on the bed, remote in hand as you paused the movie that he chose for the night. His hands gripped your knees, expression practically on the verge of a meltdown. His voice is shaky when he talks; “Repeat what you just said..”

𝐉𝐉𝐊 - 𝐕𝐢𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐋𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐬 𖡎

"TWITTER PORN LINKS: PT3" — titties ver.

☆ note : tiddies version suggested by @xoxomitsuri !! comments and reblogs are appreciated, mwah <3

♡ he really loves sucking on your pretty tiddies

♡ groping and slapping them as you ride him

♡ always making the cutest shadow puppets

♡ pressing you flush against the shower glass

♡ seriously can't get enough of this clip–

♡ playing with your tits while fingering u + pt2

♡ gotta be rough w you until leaving them red!

♡ not gonna last long if you're wearing lingerie

♡ he's the best at making a mess on your tits

♡ stopping on the side road for a bit <3

♡ no one enjoys titjobs as much as he does

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HOW HE WOULD SOUND MOANING JJK EDITION

TOJI : LINK

waking up near dawn all hot and bothered with his morning wood pressed against your ass, waking you up for a quickie by rutting against your ass. “c‘mon doll, make me feel good.” his rough morning voice was enough to have you pouncing on top of him, “atta fuckin’ girl, fuck me jus like that baby.” he ran his fingers through his hair, gusting out a shaky groan before placing his hands around your hips.

GOJO : LINK

doesn’t know how to control his vocals when bottoming out inside you, too dazed to even think straight as he’s only focus on cumming inside you. “nghh fuck, m‘so close! wanna cum inside, needa fill you up.” he whined, folding you into a mating-press as he moaned into your ear. “feels too good, baby.” satoru panted as he became much more sensitive, “gonna milk my dick dry, huh?” his lips curled into a lazy grin.

the fictional love of my life…

JASON FUCKING TODD

Y/N as random shower thoughts

Y/n: If Mike Wazowski’s body hurts does that counts as a headache?

Jason drowsy : Babe....it’s three in the morning.

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Y/n in the shower washing her hair : If I drop a bar of soap on the floor, is the floor cleaned or the soap dirty.

Jason on the toilet : Yes.

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Y/n: Sleep is just preparation for death.

Jason: .........

The rest of the people at the funeral: .............

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Y/n eating breakfast : There are people out there who you haven’t met that will fall in love with you.

Jason sulking while drinking his coffee : Really? How do you know that?

Y/n nonchalant : Because I met you.

Jason: * nearly spits out his drink *

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*Y/n and Jason watching animal planet*

Y/n: Baby butterflies don’t exist.

Jason: *choking back tears* oh.....

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Y/n: you never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.

Jason: ...........You only did one push up........

Y/n: *Screaming face down into her exercise mat*

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Y/n : *punching a criminal in the face* just realized cowboys go yee haw and ninjas go haw yee

Jason: *tying a robber up* You hear that, my girl is a genius.

Robber: Please let me go, I literally have no idea what y’all are taking about.

Things my family have said:

a self insert fanfic: i brushed my long blonde hair out my face to show off my clear blue eyes and pale complexion

my colored ass:

a self insert fanfic: i slipped on my size 00 jeans and smiled as he wrapped his arms around my tiny waist!

my fat ass:

self insert fanfic: they towered over my small and short frame.

my amazonian ass:

ThESE HIT HARDDDDD

self insert fanfic: only for my dad to say I couldn’t go to the dance.

My fatherless ass:

Self insert fanfic: he gazed into my big round eyes.

My Asian ass:

Self insert fanfic: his thumb grazed over my small perky breast

My big tiddie ass:

This post jumped me in an arby’s parking lot

I hate this more than anything in a fic and it really turns me off.

Self insert fanfic: I can always count on my friends

My lonely ass:

Missed Recital | Batfamily |

Anonymous requested: Can I request a batfam imagine where the reader, who is batsis, has a massive recital but none of the batfam turn up (except for Alfred, that man is a saint) so she goes home and is all sad and mad but none of them have any idea what they’ve done wrong? Super fluffy ending please! I can definitely do that! I have a really strange obsession with the Batfam atm so if anyone has any requests for them, send them in bc I would love to write more for them. ALSO I didn’t know what sort of recital you meant, so I went with ballet; graceful and deadly at the same time.

Summary: It’s the night of you big recital, and Alfred is the only member of your family to come; what a disgrace for young Y/N Wayne.

Warnings: Swearing, reader gets bullied, fighting (verbal; no physical).

(this gif is honestly the only one I could find, caN YOU HEAR ME CRYING. THEY’RE SO SPARKLY)

They’ll be here, there’s no way they’d miss this. You thought quietly to yourself, but the closer and closer it got to curtains, the more you doubted yourself.

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Master List!!!!

Missing What You Cherish Bruce x Reader~

Prologue

Chapter 1

Bruce Wayne/ Batman~

Bruce Wayne x Reader- Home

Bruce Wayne x Reader- Finding out he’s Batman

Bruce Wayne x Reader

Bruce Wayne x Assassin Reader

Batfam~

Batfam x Batmom Reader- You can’t ground me!

Diana Prince/ Wonder Woman~

Diana Prince x Reader- Dog

Jason Todd/ Red Hood~

Jason Todd x Reader- Red Hood

Jason Todd x Reader-Fight

Jason Todd x Reader- GoT

Jason Todd x Reader- GoT part 2

Jason Todd x Reader- I love you

Jason Todd x Reader- The Ex

Jim Gordon~

Jim Gordon x Reader-Curtains

Oswald Cobblepot/Penguin~

Oswald Cobblepot x Reader- Stripes

Edward Nigma/The Riddler~

Edward Nigma x Reader- Pineapple

Edward Nigma x Reader

Damian Wayne/ Robin~

Older Damian Wayne x Reader- The new girl

Nathan Drake~

Nathan Drake X Reader- Blood

Samual Drake~

Samual Drake x Reader- I’m Sorry

How to remove a Wayne safely - Batmom x Batfam

My nephew got a tick on him today and, you know, there’s a way to remove them fully, like you can’t just tear them off or the head is gonna stay ? Well, it gave me a stupid idea. Hope you’ll like it.

You can find my masterlist here : @ella-ravenwood-archives

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Some mornings, you had obligations. You had to wake up early.

When you and Bruce got married, you took the place of second CEO at Wayne Enterprise, to relieve your husband of a bit of the weight of it all. To make things easier on his end…To allow him to, sometimes, sleep more than three hours a night.  

You did it gladly. 

One morning every two days, more if Bruce was injured, you’d wake up early in the morning to go take care of the family business (when Bruce asked you if you could help, you felt like he genuinely fully trusted you…he trusted you with his parents’ empire, which meant a lot). 

Your Bruce both loved and hated it. Loved it because it meant that he could take a well deserve rest, hated it because it also meant that he’d wake up alone in the bed and oh he loathed that more than anything. He lived for those days were neither him nor you had anything to do, and could just cuddle your way to 5 pm haha. 

He also hated it because, since you monitored the bat computer every nights, you also needed your sleep and…he just hated the fact that your “obligations” toward him and his enterprise made you wake up. 

You wouldn’t have it any other way though, anything to allow your Broosh to rest, to recuperate and such. He wasn’t getting any younger and needed those peaceful time…Of course it was even better when you could both be lazy in your bed but, life wasn’t always like that. 

This morning, your faithful alarm clock, aka Alfred Pennyworth, came into your room to wake you up and…it was difficult. 

Last night, Bruce and your boys came back around 8 am, and of course you stayed up with them, monitoring the bat computer. And when you and Bruce finally got to bed…Well, you needed each others before sleeping and you both collapsed after a heated love making session, exhausted. Now, barely two hours later, you had to wake up and your entire body was sore and screaming for more sleep and…Uh, Alfred was having none of it. 

-Lady (Y/N), you need to wake up. 

-I am awake…

You said in a weak voice, bringing the blanket up to your nose. 

Bruce didn’t even budge, his arms around you, his face nuzzling your hair. Contrary to popular belief, once he was truly asleep, Bruce was very difficult to wake up and there could be a very loud metal concert next to him and he wouldn’t even hear it, too deep in his slumber. 

And right now, as you and Alfred talked aloud next to him, and you shifted in his arms…Well, he didn’t even move one inch. 

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