“Can I copy your homework?”
When you get autofilled and you don’t get support
when you win 1 ranked after losing 11 in a row
when you log back into a match after being disconnected for 20 minutes
When the enemy team invades, but you don’t have boots to escape.
When you do everything right as support but your adc still feeds
when you’re winning your lane in a ranked
but everyone else in lane is feeding
0.5 seconds into the game
ADC: “CAN YOU PLEASE BUILD SIGHTSTONE!!! WHAT’S TAKING YOU SO LONG OMG DO U NOT KNOW HOW TO SUPPORT!!!!1111oneone”
me:
5 TIPS FOR SUPPORTING DURING LANING PHASE
1. Your job is to protect the adc and provide vision. If you’re not doing either of the two then you’re failing at your job as a support and therefore you’re doubling the workload of the adc to carry the team and ultimately win the game. Your job is very important and you’ve gotta respect that as your number 1 goal.
2. STAY with your adc. I can’t emphasize this enough. Even if the enemy support roams, you stay bot with your adc and shadow him/her throughout laning phase. The only exception to this is Bard and even as Bard you should notify to your adc when you leave and when you’re going to return. Particularly, try to roam as Bard when your lane is pushed and only when you’ve warded enough to provide coverage for possible ganks by the enemy jungler bot lane. Other than that stick to your ADC.
3. SIGNAL when you want to make plays or initiations. Your adc can’t read your mind and forcing him to respond to your moves at the drop of the hat causes issues for example without positioning and spell cooldowns. Only make plays when your adc has at least one summoner spell up, more than 50% mana and there’s less than 3 enemy minions. Only THEN is it suggested to initiate for a kill or at least damage them enough to the point where they need to leave the lane.
4. AVOID as much as possible kill stealing (looking at you Brand, Morgana and Zyra players). Sure it might help you win the lane but late game when it matters, your adc is going to suffer the brunt of it. If possible try to give your adc the kill and ONLY in case of emergencies such as low health or them getting away would kill stealing be recommended. Other than that, don’t do it. It will tilt the adc if anything.
5. Assess the team you’re up against and determine whether you should be safe farming or poking. Typically I would always recommend poking to deny the adc of farming properly (less farm=less money=less items). Never allow the enemy adc to feel safe enough in lane where they can freely farm. Punish them especially for cannon minions. That’s all for now. Look out for Part 2 where I discuss mid game tips for supports!
when your friends accuse each other who voted no on the surrender vote but it was you
IM BEGGING YOU GUYS…… WHEN WILL OVERWATCH ESPORTS EVER???
Room Service (nsfw)
Word Count: 24,136
Rating: Explicit
Summary: It’s Jensen’s birthday, and Sneaky has the perfect gift for him.
(insert read more here)
alternative title: the sequel to the maid fic that no one asked for
additional tags: mild bondage, D/s dynamics, cross dressing (duh), explicit sexual content, praise kink, multiple orgasms, rimming, sex toys (kinda ish), spanking, dirty talk, oh and there’s fluff in here too don’t worry
(a/n): i’m honestly ashamed to post this h A Haha. so i’ve been working on this for way too long, and in case u thought the last one was kinky bc of the cross dressing this one is like 20x worse. i honestly need to re-evaluate my life. i’m too lazy to properly proof read it, so please excuse any errors and mistakes ;u; anyways, i hope u guys enjoy this bc im 100% going to hell afterwards ;)
when you didn’t get Lux mid so you go Lux “support”
BEST MOMENT
MY LIFE IS COMPLETE
10/10 SNEAKEOS CONTENT
me as a support: “why did you last hit that ward? I need the gold.” adc: