wish i could go missing for a little bit and no one would freak out and then i could come back and they'd be like "did you have fun going missing" and i'd be like "yeah, thanks" and then i could do that every couple of months or so and it wouldn't be a big deal

All the people in the notes saying 'that's too busy'... maybe this post just wasn't aimed at you.

"have you learned how to drive yet" i have the spirit of friendship in my heart. the joy of lifes little things in my soul. the whimsy of magic. the beautiful enjoyment of nature. the answer is no though

you should be able to say “fuck if i know” to customers

it's not natural for candy to be $3.49. candy is supposed to be one dollar

adding this to the list of shows that make me want to kill myself

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MR. AND MRS. SMITH (2024-) — "A Breakup" dir. Donald Glover

it's not natural for candy to be $3.49. candy is supposed to be one dollar

it really is insane how waking up early will grant you access to some of the most beautiful sights and sensations in the world that will make you want to live forever, but only if you overcome the gauntlet of a thousand razors that is getting out of bed early. truly one of life's little saw traps.

me reading straight up pornography: hmm… this one just doesn’t have enough accurate character psychoanalysis to get me off

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

mamma, I'm unhappy