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The centipede dematerializes

@tetrasealion / tetrasealion.tumblr.com

Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every day I can feel my arm [She/They] (23)
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If you’re here because I followed you and immediately unfollowed its because my mobile follows people without my approval and then i gotta clear my following list

Hub blog for a few sideblogs but mostly Tetramulti, my rp blog

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dat-soldier
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greelin

6’2 and standing at the front of the crowd is crazy. you already have an advantage just by being alive brother. blocking out all the sunlight. life on the forest floor, withering away

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greelin

yeah you’re making me 6’2 my fucking stomach

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petalpetal
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gunaerystargarygun

i still hate y’all bitches who say oc x canon shit is cringe like bitch you have ANY idea how flattered i would be if someone made an oc for my fantasy world? how utterly PSYCHED my ass would be they loved a character so much they fleshed out one themselves just 2 be with one of mine? fuck y’all haters

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gunaerystargarygun

And whata fucking bout it? Who gives a fuck? Does it hurt you, does it break into your home and steal your meemaw’s ashes? Does it spit on your holy symbol? No? Then shut the fuck up

#I fucking LOVE self inserts theyre so much fun and so genuine
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tagfer
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mesovideo-blog

waterproof watches sold in bags of water, and you get to keep the water

this is not true. i purshased one of these watches and as soon as i removed the watch from the liquid an operative in a suit approached me and forcefully repossessed the water. i tried to drink what i could but he was strong and i was weak

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jelloapocalypse

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Accidentally tabbed to the For You page and I was like "damn, my mutuals suck at posting today. What the hell"

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great-and-small

Anyone who works with wildlife will tell you it’s a good thing for wild patients to show hostility towards humans even after a long stay in the hospital, and honestly I think snapping turtles might be the best at this. We surgically repaired this little dude’s broken mandible and provided care in hospital for a few months but bless his heart he never stopped hating my fucking guts. Even with a broken jaw he’d snap at me so viciously whenever I had to give him meds and I love him like a son

This feisty creature’s implant was removed once he’d healed and he was successfully released back into the wild near where he was found. Good luck out there bud, I sincerely hope every wildlife patient I ever see going forward has your disdain for humans!

(These photos were taken while the patient’s enclosure was being cleaned, and he was never handled without medical or husbandry cause)

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Here's a weed experience story for 4/20-mas

My mom has really high substance tolerance, but I don't. I told her one day that I'd be interested in trying one of her gummies just to see what it was like, but she said "Let me get you some lower-grade ones" and I agreed. Because I saw her fucked up looking edibles in the bathroom once that listed a bunch of stuff I didn't even know. She smokes some high-tolerance shit called Alaskan Thunderfuck and goes on about her business just fine

Anyway she gets me these gummies. Theyre called Creative Blend, so i'm like "oh cool I bet I could make a cool drawing on these"

They kicked in and I couldn't feel my legs. Also they made me so hungry. I was moving in slow motion and my blanket felt so heavy I thought my cat was laying on me. Funnily enough she was also stoned that night, because she had just gotten spayed that day. She chose to lay directly on my face. We were stoned together.

Anyway fast forward a few months. I've tried a few others and I think I've gotten better at it. My mom comes home and offers me infused chocolate. Hell yeah, I love chocolate, this is gonna be great.

It wasn't. It was my worst high ever. It felt like there were spiders in my skin. I kept having audio hallucinations. I was so thirsty I drank half a gallon of water in 30 minutes. If evil weed exists, I had surely just had it. Whatever, I'll sleep it off, right?

Wrong. It lasted into the next day. I was desperately trying to survive, while still stoned off this evil fucking chocolate square

Theres no moral to this story.

#4/20#drug ment#yeah i was struggling for my fucking life. What of it
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