gambolling with a terpsichorean braggadocio

Random fact: They did a study on courtship and mating behavior of American alligators at the St. Augustine Alligator Farm in the early 1980's. This study revealed that, among other things, the majority of alligator sex is gay

Male/male 1 is when the larger male gator topped, male/male 2 is when the smaller male topped

average ao3 "sort by categories" result

in 2024 we will replace the supreme court with r/aita

Fell and falling

So...There's a scene in Good Omens Season 2 where we need an extract from Aziraphale's Diary in the 1820s. And as we were about to shoot him writing it, Douglas asked if we could see a bit of the previous diary entry as well. So I wrote one. As it turned out, we are too close up to read anything of the previous diary extract and only the final line is visible, if that.

I hated to imagine it going to waste.

So here's a small Valentine's Day gift for any of you who need cheering up. You will need to imagine the rest of the story.

“Madam!” I said, “I do believe that you have entirely misunderstood me!”

The countess drew herself to her full height, which I believe would have been about five feet and seven inches, and stared at me, quite puzzled. “No,” she said, “I believe that it is you who are mistaken, Mr Fell. For never have I met a man of any kind who could resist my blandishments.” And then, replacing her garments (which took much longer than shedding them), she added, “I do not know what manner of a man you are, Mr Fell. I trust you will still help my brother with his little problem.”

“I am still there for him,” I assured her. “He is as good as freed from his durance vile.”

“You are an angel,” said the countess.

And so we left the matter. This morning, her brother rejoined her, released (by me) from debtor's gaol. She was by all accounts delighted to see him.

POSTSCRIPT:

It appears that she was not a countess, he was not her brother, and they fled together for France leaving many debts behind them. I told Crowley all about the matter over a glass of claret, but he did not appear to be as surprised as I had expected.

the whole point of fanfic is to read about a guy who is literally just existing and then everything goes wrong and then everything goes wrong and then everything goes wrong and then everything goes wrong and then he fucks nasty style and then everything goes wrong and then everything gets all cute for a moment and then everything goes wrong and then everything goes wrong and th- Chapters: 35/? Updated: 2022-09-05

That sofa.

i read this part in the book and i literally felt my heart soar i cannot BELIEVE the sheer High Romance woven into this one sentence …………. :((

Pangaea was wasted on the dinosaurs. Imagine the railway network.

and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.

for a moment i lived in a beautiful world where doctor who didn’t exist and this was simply a seven-ate-nine joke too layered for me to understand

@mastermatoyas how could you hide this in the tags

according to this quote from kurvitz, it's kim's volition, not his authority, that enables him to resist harry's prying. that's fascinating.

volition is like, will and self control. idk if this is how kurvitz intended that, but i'm choosing to interpret this as "giving in to harry is a guilty pleasure, which kim must resist through his volition" just as harry's volition encourages him to resist urges and addictions. and too much volition makes you a party-pooper boring cop. kim "spoilsport" kitsuragi.........

this is why kim always gives in when harry is like "🥺 pwease play suzerainty/eat a sandwich with me". harry's cuteness/patheticness isn't undermining kim's authority or composure, it's undermining his will to resist temptation.

butch4butch aziracrow morning routine ☕🫧

"I loathe him. And, despite myself, I respect a worthy opponent...Which he isn't because he's a demon and I cannot respect a demon. Or like one."

decided to draw a small part of the bookshop opening deleted scene bc not one day goes by where I don't think about it 🥺 we lost so bad by not getting this one 😭😭 especially bc it contrasts the season 2 finale so well… I could write entire dissertations about it 🤧

don’t disturb them

a little more bed sketches

together, soft, shining ✨