I made a visual map of my life goals, you see:

My job is being extremely slow today and I still have an hour to go, I'm gonna make another vision board! With vampires!

Fuck yeah, motherfuckers

Dinraal 🔥🐉

THIS PICTURE JUST MADE MY LIFE.

These two images live next to eachother on my phone and I thought yall would enjoy them together as i do

First image created by @ghostlygraphist via this post

nobody wants to work anymore

One thing I found out recently is that large companies do this because they’re not actually hiring. They list jobs to make it look like they’re hiring to make it look like they’re expanding in order to artificially inflate their companies’s value.

hey uh. the coffee cup in each panel.

if ur wondering how the art degree is going 2 months post grad.

i found a job that pays $1.15 an hour :]

another one ..although im p sure this one was written fully by ai. also they have an ugly website

wjat

oh goody a pony cleaning instruction vid-

WHAT THE FUCK

‘germanic warrior with helmet’ - osmar schindler (1902)

The second best thing about erotic art is seeing people reject their initial reaction to it. The comments are full of people saying “oh my first thought was,” and, yeah, your first thought was right. The barbarian youth is sexually dominating the old Roman order. If you actually could get your mind out of the gutter you’d be the first animal to ever do so.

R-chan ; Original Character ☆ Bell Fine

When your hamster shoves an entire stick of zucchini in his cheek and then goes about his day. 🤣

In the Middle Ages, it was very common to wear a book case on the belt. Book of Hours, Bible, Breviary etc and they were thus at your fingertips.

This one is Italian, made between 1465 and 1485, in nicely worked leather.

I was listening to an Eastern Orthodox rebuttal to iconoclasm on youtube and he pulls up near the end with a "If it's evil to depict the idea of God as an image instead of word, what do you have to say to logographic languages? Are you calling Chinese bibles demonic?" Lovely countermove

Endlessly diabolical how you can't say words like rape and suicide uncensored without either being criticised by idiots or punished by conglomerates.

It's not r*pe, it's rape. It's not su*cide, it's suicide. Not unalive, dead. The backbone needs to be reintroduced en masse because softening the blow of these concepts with advertising language does absolutely nothing but allow people unaffected by them to feel not even a sting of what they can do, prompting inaction.

And it's been proven that on certain websites, you don't even face a repercussion for using the words as they are. People just started censoring themselves because they feared the potential lack of views and likes and followers which is so nasty itself.

Propaganda

Hedy Lamarr (Samson and Delilah, Ziegfeld Girl)—Look. I'm sure someone has already submitted Hedy Lamarr because she was spectacularly beautiful, and a very strong lady too: she fled both an abusive marriage AND nazi persecution at a very young age and rebuilt a life for herself pursuing her love for acting all on her own!! Her career as an actress was stellar; while she began acting outside of Hollywood (her very first movie, Ecstasy, won a prize at the Venice Film Festival), she conquered American hearts very quickly with her first movie in the US, Algiers, and then just kept getting better and better. If all this isn't enough, she was also an inventor: her invention of the frequency-hopping spread spectrum radio transmission technique forms the base of bluetooth and has a lot of applications in all kinds of communication technologies. I think that deserves a prize, don't you?

Gina Lollobrigida (Solomon and Sheba, The Hunchback of Notre Dame)— One of the highest profile movie stars in Europe across the 50s and 60s. International sex symbol. Starring in European and American movies. She appeared in movies alongside Hollywood stars such as Humphrey Bogart and Rock Hudson. Was in 54 movies by 1970. A MOVIE STAR in every essence. Has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Won three David di Donatello, a Golden Globe two Nastro d'Argento, and six Bambi awards. And nominated for more.

This is round 4 of the tournament. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage woman.

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Can I bribe anyone to vote for Gina by sharing her DELICIOUS cookie recipe that she FREELY shared with fans in the December 1964 issue of Good Housekeeping magazine? (I grew up on this cookie and I strongly recommend making multiple batches of them. Like 3-4 batches of 30 cookies each. Trust me on this.)