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My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post

1.  If you were wondering, you can type the numbers in the works cited into google and they appear to be medical journal articles about using medical imaging to detect and diagnose a rare form of Gastritis.

2. Please enjoy the offical powerpoint presentation of this paper at an academic conference by the original author, complete with Q&A:

THIS IS GOLD

oh m god please watch the video it’s some of the most contagious laughter on the planet

When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought “yess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last time”, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made

I HAVE NOT SEEN THE CHICKEN VIDEO IN TEN DAMN YEARS HOLY SHIT

STILL FUNNY

The bell

The last question

The woman howling in laughter 90% of the time

It’s all beautiful

It’s all

So beautiful

I love that he was absolutely 100% prepared for a question in chickenese.

“I do not feel capable summarizing this article”

Same

Chicken chickens chickens

Chickens.

Chick chicken chicken chickens chiiiiicken. Chicken chicken.

The first graph pops up and That One Person loses their entire mind

Paolo Sebastian “Wild Swans” spring 2022 couture

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

polar opposite of this post

inspiration struck and would not let me go until i drew this

This is really beautiful!!!

body positivity has largely failed because people started arguing for attractiveness and romantic prospects instead of respect and dignity

this is truly the best summary of what all of this SHOULD be about

Thrilling, fast-paced, thought-provoking dialog of Pokemon, the Animated Series.

The man who proudly suggested that the world had 150 animals.

big brain only

the English Major in me loathes this but the word-play lover in me adores this

gonna say something controversial and it’s that carrot cake is fucking delicious and possibly the best cake flavour 

Leave out the raisins and I’m there

I just wanted to make an inspirational video but I hit the wrong audio filter

This is still the most sinister post on the site

@cannibalisticskittles

this is my favorite warrior cats quote 

the difference between scrunge and gloopy is very important

HELP

Reaching new levels of language

Just for clarification, this is scrunge (kiki)

And this is gloopy (bouba)