I would like to sit here and appreciate the fact that canon Mccree has a wide-mouthed, pug-like frown that makes him look like another incarnation of Wolverine 

I see no difference

The fact that he’s kind of ugly in that way is so endearing to me, especially since his heavy frown / sneer thing he does with a cigar in his mouth just makes his smiles 10000x more charming to see

He’s my beautiful (not so) ugly boi and i love him

Nick Robinson started a patreon and he already has 57 patrons so there’s never been a better time to remind the world about how much of a scummy softboy creep he is

just a reminder to people who don’t know, not the Nick Robinson from Love, Simon. This Nick is a former game journalist and honestly that alone is enough to warn people

No, that is not enough to warn people. Come on now. So here’s the full spheel:

He’s a former video game journalist and entertainer for Polygon. He used to do youtube videos with Griffin McElroy (ie: Car Boys) He was investigated and fired from polygon for sexual harassment, and was found to have solicited nudes from young girls (MINORS)

The reason OP mentions the “softboy” persona is because his personality is one that most of us aren’t used to from dudes who treat women like trash. He had/has a disarming sort of personality and humor which was part of his charm in his videos, and that’s what OP means. That’s the part that blindsided everyone when the news first came out about him being a repeat-offending creep.

This garbage only happened around a year ago, and I don’t know (nor do I care) if he’s learned his lesson in that time. Hence the warning post about him stepping back into an internet spotlight in a place like Patreon. Just remember that he has no respect for womens’ boundaries, and even less for teenage girls’.

It should be mentioned too that he still actively uses tumblr with the username babylonian, and a few of his posts have gotten decently popular as of recently, so keep an eye out for that url, and don’t let him get anymore attention than he’s already gotten.  

Happy E3! Here’s a SamusxPeach comic commission I did!

Thank you @lady–peaches!!

THEY LITERALLY HANG THEM UP TO DRY IN CRYING OH MY GOD

WHY IS THIS NOT MY JOB?!?!

THE NOISE

Reblog if you’re taller than Crash Bandicoot

mood every time i see that fucking banner on here

I’m salty on Twitter today

OH I’M LIVING FOR THIS FUCKING UNPOPULAR OPINION LET ME TELL YOU

I guess my opinion isn’t so unpopular after all… 👀

📣 📣 📣

I have made a new rule that shall take effect on this universe this moment on wards.

You must draw Wonder Woman’s arms at least this beefy

or you must write “I am a coward” on all your job applications from this day on. 

reblog buff Wonder Woman and be blessed

how about at least THIS beefy

Artist is Claire Roe.

I WAS A FOOL AND WRONG. THE RULE IS AMENDED. 

There should be an art course all new Wonder Woman artists have to take, where they learn how to draw her this buff.

Wahoo, hiya everyone! It’s-a me, Luigi!

Now, I need to-a talk about something serious. People are-a living their lives in a sad, sad way. They don’t think that they’re-a number one! They think they’re-a number-a one billion! Oh no!

So if you’re-a reading this, I want you to know that Luigi loves you very much. You’re-a gonna do some-a great things, you know! You? You number one! Live life to-a the fullest! You’re-a great, friend!

why am I genuinely happy that Luigi cares about me

Well I-a do! I care for you and-a everyone! You’re number one, my friend! You! Are! Number! Oneeeeeee!!!

I wish people understood that the vast majority of ‘bloggers’ on Tumblr have no idea what the fuck they’re talking about. Most of the discourse on this hellsite is just well-intentioned people parroting what they’ve read in popular text posts written by ignorant, narcissistic people who use their extremely limited, flawed, and often warped knowledge to elevate their social status. And since we’ve somehow decided that follower counts & the amount of notes on posts are reliable indicators of what is true/right/progressive, and since this whole website works like a goddamn cult where any semblance of disagreement with the currently accepted dogma is enough to get death threats, it just creates a vicious cycle where people’s ignorance and fear of being ostracised feeds other people’s ignorance and fear.

The entirety of mainstream Tumblr “feminism” & “activism” is based on virtue signaling, peer pressure, black-and-white thinking, misusing concepts, diluting theory, twisting scientific research, and spreading misinformation, lies and half-truths. People constantly use terms they simply don’t understand–terms whose meanings have been diluted and twisted so much that hardly no one knows where they come from, why they were created or what they actually mean.

Having a lot of followers doesn’t make a person smart or knowledgeable. Something isn’t true or right or progressive just because a lot of people say it is, because everyone seems to believe it, or because it’s written in a snarky tone. Please stop using Tumblr as your main source of information on feminism or other social justice issues (or anything, really). Stop giving so much power to random people on the Internet. Learn to think for yourself even if it’s uncomfortable. Don’t be afraid to analyse and question everything you read or hear. And please check sources instead of believing everything you read.

Needed this

no offense but trying to find a problematic behavior on literally every single person and every single situation is absolutely ridiculous and maybe the problematic one is you

Honestly, I want to get fit enough to where I can easily bridal carry anyone, but especially whoever is the hefty, zaftig woman who chooses to be my wife, for as long as either of us want. Being able to be that strong…being that strong really speaks to me.

Warriormale, do you have any advice on how to get that strong?

Sure, So lots of squats with heavier and heavier weights, especially back squats. Squats build the entire body and increase testosterone levels as well. Start with full body exercises, without equipment and then start training with barbells. You will see your strength increase dramatically and muscle grow quickly over your entire body.

Become the King of Squats!

WarriorMale

I ordered a blonde flat white from Starbucks while on my break and the barista must have been having a long day bc he goes “that would be my stripper name” and there was like five seconds of dead silence between us before he looked up realized he said that out loud

You tipped right

i put 20 bucks in his hand and told him to pocket all of it

i had a customer tell me she was a “Gold member” in our system, and immediately followed it with “Well if I ever get into dirty movies, i know what my name would be”. I snorted so hard my manager asked if I was okay

if i had to give myself a pokédex title, i’d be “the crybaby pokemon”… reblog this post with ur pokédex title

Oh my god… I love this

THE BUTCHER