space invaders have to do laundry too

Gay selfie.

Jesus, girrrrrl.

I want her stomach so bad like it’s not even fair. Like fuck

i want to look like that

Nina Ricci S/S 2009, Paris Fashion Week

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

Life goals

#scroll out#reveal the giant squirrel pulling her strings

No its just hell having a party

A gay party

Were you really expecting hell to throw any other kind of party

ohmygod

Peacocks are kinda how I imagine broad winged dragon’s flying.

This is my favorite Vine.

Same. I think about this a lot.

Don’t be a dick to your GF or Benny the Bull’s gonna get ya!

What an ass

Perfect.

The 140 lb reason I come home from college

everybody stop and look at this perfect dog’s perfect face

bullshit that’s a dog it’s a fucking bear

Kurt Vonnegut (via insanity-and-vanity)

This show is from 1996. and they still are the only persons clever enough to make this joke. good job jim. good job.

Source

*me sees it raining* me: good the plants deserve this