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This is a safe space for whiners, complainers, bellyachers, and the generally unsatisfied

if a character means enough to me i will truly never stop thinking about them. i just retire them into a little back room in my brain and periodically bring them out to stare at them under a little light

Blorbo hall of fame

Robert Pattinson in Bel Ami (2012) / The Lighthouse (2019)

Robert Pattinson in Twilight (2008)

me: ^ me: doesn’t do art

"he tastes like you only sweeter" is an insane thing to say dawg that song used to play on the radio

1915 A girl in coveralls with Mary Pickford curls. From Everything Victorian and Edwardian, FB.

I'm begging you to turn the sound on

Spring.

Spring.

Spring.

Spring.

Spring.

Everytime this crosses my dash my eyes light up because I know my favourite part is coming. Spring. Spring. Spring. Spring. Spring.

I had the wonderful experience of seeing this video for the first time today, and I was so hopeful when there were two springs back to back that there would be more springs, and with each additional spring my joy increased exponentially

amber look

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

@poplitealqueen

PFFT. Headcanon accepted.

#she has the bravery of leia#the skill of luke#and the dollar symbol eyes of Han

why does no one talk about Grover rocking out to MCR performing Helena?

Cultural reset

a "midwife" you say... tch. such a foolish word. a wife could never be mid. all women are epic

Fuck tesla they hurt our local small business pie bakery >:(

Btw here's an article abt it:

San Jose bakery loses thousands of dollars after Tesla reportedly cancels large order

Note: this bakery is a small black owned business, and tesla was ordering pies for a BLACK HERITAGE MONTH CELEBRATION AND CANCELED IT COSTING THEM THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS