klim kostin is valid

“vegan leather” “artificial whale bone” “synthetic fabric”

Please do cite the deep magic to me actually. I may have been there when it was written but I am very forgetful

hilarious that soda is called “soft drink” when it’s definitely the sharpest liquid on the planet

the ultrasound lady complimented my full bladder💖

why do i want to quit every job i start lmao

Hot girls shouldn't work

tea...... what im doing is sick nd unnatural

I hope this email sucks you off

edm @ tor | 01.20.21

the beatles wouldnt even fucking exist if big time rush hadnt paved the path for them so shut the fuck up

Do you even…?

Know the history of music?

The fuck?

yeah music was invented in 2009 by Big Time Rush

…I honestly can’t tell if your being sarcastic, or you really are this stupid.

I seriously hope it’s sarcasm

i being 100% serious my guy

The Beatles are older than big time rush

well yeah but that doesnt change the fact that the beetles didnt start making music until after BTR released their hit album Elevate and then the beetles decided to make music, only after they got permission from Kanye West

One of The Beatles died before BTR made music. AND THEIR CARRER ENDED IN 1970

yeah ur right the Bettles careers ended before it even began. thats how bad theyre music is.

The Beatles are the most revolutionary bands of all time. They had many fans when they first made music, and still do today. If it weren’t for them, BTR would not exist. And neither would many other pop and rock bands

I think you have it mixed up, it should be the other way around

besides:

That is easily photoshopped and also easily to disprove. Also, I’m mostly just trying to give you a lesson on HISTORY and how years work.

Beatles: 1960-1970 A.K.A. Before 2009

BTR: 2009-2013 A.K.A. AFTER THE BEATLES

Yeah the Beatles werent around until the year 1960 A.B.T.R. (After Big Time Rush)

That-that’s not a thing

of course it is, all years are either BBTR (before big time rush) or ABTR (after big time rush)

@gaybtr

wish i could go back to eden and give eve a vibrator

what hozier song is this

Hallelujah in Shrek>every Xtian cover ever

Shrek is an inherently Jewish story about Jews not being able to own land (land under the domain of the king, this is an actual and factual thing that has happened in Jewish history), being seen as less than human, perhaps monstrous. “Shrek!” Is a children’s book by a Jewish author, “shrek” is a Yiddish word meaning “fear or fright.” While admittedly the book doesn’t have these same elements of the movie (Shrek’s parent’s kick him out) the movie legitimately makes perfect sense as a parable for antisemitism and anyways I like both Shrek and Leonard Cohen and hate Xtian covers of the song :)

"Shrek is an inherently Jewish story" is not the take I ever expected to read but damn if it isn't interesting now that I think about it

The amount of folks who don’t know Shrek was a book is surprising bc everyone I knew growing up had read it and I realized. Jewish author. Jewish schooling. Of course we read the book.

Gay📑Irl

волк в Зоне

A wolf looks into the camera in the abandoned village of Orevichi, Belarus

The village is NOT abandoned, he lives there!

omggggg

that kitty really went