Shouko: “I love you!”

Shouya: “The moon? It is pretty, isn’t it?”

i’m a grower not a show-er what do this mean u might ask? means my peepee dumb small when it’s soft but when i get hard my shit bigger than your feet anyway the upside to this? no one ever expects how big i get when i’m hard it’s like “dam i ain’t even notice u got a big ass dick boy” the downside? if i get pantsed in public i immediately have to start jacking off before i pull my pants back up in order to get hard if not everyone will think i’m packing chicken nugget when in reality im not vegan but i brought the cucumber with me

why is this formatted like a poem

Because it is one

My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”

I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.

She hates flies.

I like the sound of your grandmother.

UMM Hugh had me scared there for a second I was about to find out who I need to beat for making him sad

Okay maybe I’m being a little dramatic but I’m honestly kind of offended at the lack of notes this has? Hugh CLEARLY put a lot of thought and effort into this joke, and you can tell that he’s proud of it he smiles and even chuckles at his joke. Is it so hard for y’all to show appreciation for a good man? He’s trying to be funny is Wolverine himself not good enough for you guys? God

That satisfied dad laugh at the end

that was such a DAD joke

accurate representation ofshowing your friend something you enjoy but they dont

me: uses my sleeping kitten’s paw to navigate my smartphone

he woke up and retrieved his paw

you Used him

he’s on the bed and he won’t come near me

youve betrayed his trust………he Knows

good thing i got 13 more of these fluffs

second kitten also abandoned me and they both formed a coalition

their cause is gaining numbers

this is a revolution

i tried calling in the cavalry but they overwhelmed us quickly

we are….defeated.

you may have lost the battle but all I see is a winner with 14 kittens and a dog

can someone help me find that picture with a guy standing naked on two plastic chairs holding two candles and a sign taped to his chest that says “i am serious now” and there’s a laptop hanging from his dick with a sun over it and also orbs and smoke

I FOUND IT

british summer is here.

[rain pouring] [thunder rumbling] [car horn blaring] “go on. wheyyyyyyy!! Oh no.” [in distance: “YOU IDIOT”, uproarious laughter] “why would you go through that. what are you doing. ahhh no, he’s actually floating!” “well of course he is. what a fucking bellend!” “what a knobhead!” “fucking hell.”

Disney Princesses and fashion of the year they were released

u rly do need friends who arent afraid to call u a fucking dipshit in real life. like friends who r only blindly supportive arent rly friends, u need people who will call u out on being a god damn sack of hammers sometimes bc everyone is and only ppl who r actually worth keeping around will tell u abt it

ppl who start fights w u over u being a fucking dipshit r the ones u wanna keep man ive had those ppl save my ass so many times, esp when it comes to having depression and being actively dangerous to myself a lot. sometimes it takes someone telling u that ur being a ridiculous piece of shit to wake u up and make u realize that, heck, u R, y’know ?

like all that i support uwu shit is fine until the rubber meets the road and those ppl dont even tell u when ur house is burnin down. stick to ppl who give more of a shit about ur wellbeing than ur feelings, its how u get good friends

Brutally honest friends are the friends you may not want, but the friends you may need

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins

u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

this whole post got me in tears

That guy knows what's up

I collected the whole Zora outfit and just went to Hateno to colour it a dark red ((y'know because of Sidon)). And that guy said that colour showed Link’s repressed desire and I’m just-