what a year the past seven months have been

in honor of year of joever: this succinct summary of th first seven months

I'm scared

Hello boss I'm sorry I can't come to work today because Our Website has reintroduced Facebook poking but with cat paws for April Fool's Day and my calendar is very full keeping up with all the booping I need to do. thank you for your understanding

may i offer you a boop in these trying times

my theory is that boops are so great because they are fullfilling two very deep-seated desire of tumblr users: 1. being able to interact with your mutuals without actually having to talk to each other and 2. being very annoying

Us in 50 years

#blessed boop day to all who celebrate

you BOOP miette? you BOOP her head with you paws? oh! oh! love for mutual! love for mutual for One Thousand Years!!!!

it’s a shame booping will disappear after today because we don’t even have time to invent good discourse. some examples i just thought of: it’s predatory to boop a minor if ur over 18, it’s encouraging violence, it places responsibility on others to return a boop which they don’t owe you

me at every single mutual <3

sorry I can't today. I've gotta sit at my laptop and hit a button to make numbers on the boop-o-meter go up. yeah, it's gonna be all day

tumblr on april 1st 2024