> trades my imperfect flesh for the immortality of the machine

> rusts

femboy football

they throw him across the field like a javelin

like this?

yes like that

thanks @bmoharrisbankofficial but unfortunately i can’t focus on the very important message here because i’m too busy being confused by the fact that apparently if you send an ask with only one letter tumblr will bold that letter in the “asked you” notification text?? why the fuck would that be the case

fascinating

what the fuck is the backend of this site like

hey! don't do this! if it tears or otherwise leaks in any way you're going to get cheese and meat grease in your toaster and that's a really really great way to start fires. toasters are made for bread. they are not made for anything else and especially not something that is going to potentially drip grease as it heats up

i realized that just scrolling by this addition is easy to miss or skim over but tl;dr:

IF GARFIELD WERE A CATGIRL SHE'D BE FAT!!!!!! SHE'D BE FUCKING FAT!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T FUCKING MAKE GARFIELD SKINNY!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GARFIELD IS THE ANTITHESIS OF SKINNINESS!!!!!!!! GOD FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO HURT YOU REALLY REALLY BADLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHE'S FAT SHE'S FAT SHE'S FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IM BEING 100% SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAKE YOUR DESIGNS BE FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DRAW A FUCKING FAT PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOUF UCK YOU FUDCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCKJ YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUF UCK YOU DRAW A FAT PERSON NOW

hey, don't cry. 80s goth music, ok?

miles morales voice can you please take my itsy bitsy ass seriously

free my man he only did some of that

i would try human meat if there were no repercussions and i would fuck my clone and i would do any of the weird philosophical shit you guys put in your polls. im a real go-getter in this sense

officially decided that anyone who tries to divide the lgbt community is a fed. i dont care if you're not actually a fed, if you're causing infighting in a minority community then you're a fed who just isnt getting paid to be one. either apply for a job at the CIA or shut the fuck up

some people understood this post. some people revealed themselves to be feds

How the fuck do you get a gif this specific

Yakuza is just that kind of series

Designed a mlp alicorn princess by colour picking this picture