[ID: Photo of a black cat in a fuzzy sheep costume sitting on a floral backdrop. The cat looks somewhat grouchy.]
I could recognize him by tits alone
Diet culture is hilarious and rad actually
that beer mug is also german mustard jar i think?
there is something very wrong with you :/
NO normal person sees a glass of beer and thinks "that looks like a mustard jar"
what is really more embarrassing, wearing a fursuit and pretending to be an animal or wearing clothes and pretending not to be
tell me, will,
yeah i wanna see your d*ck but i also want to know how your day was, king
I don't. Shut up and get a stupid boner so I can suck off and fuck off
but I had a good day today...
you wanna hunt me for sport so bad it makes you look stupid
Have we considered that these wanna be cannibals just have an iron/protien deficiency? My brain also tells me to eat people. Instead of being weird about it, I however take my iron supplement and eat a burger and it goes away. Have you tried just like, taking them to burgerking?
indont even know how to respond to this
Aren’t you gay?
I like how this implies I did something heterosexual. If so, I apologize.
this tweet really spoke to me
ur just mad that i breached containment and u didn’t
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (S3E13)
Tumblr when Bezos' rocket malfunctions and vaporizes him
like to charge, reblog to cast