big enjoyer of shitty media that i would never recommend to people ever in my life
“I’m going to drive through Appalachia, should I be scared of the inbred hill folk and the cryptids? 😱😱😱😱” no bitch, be scared of sliding off a mountain into a valley and not being found for months or years.
they’re going to be insinuating Bigfoot got you in YouTube docs while your Ford Taurus is upside down at the bottom of a mountain
Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"
More from the notes:
I love this post
The horse thinks as it scratches an itch
use more olive oil
I didn’t even notice the url I was just like damn they’re right.
rb and tell me what’s your most re watched movie.. and be honest
This part of Gorgug's wiki tells such a story
everything in moderation. except garlic
ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
FETCH ME NEIL
Neil!!!
Are you vocal during sex?
I’m usually lead guitar
FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK i got tomorrow tomorrow
Came Back Wrong from the gocey store
forgot something
my oanges
Using dissociate instead of zoning out. Describing a hobby as a hyperfixation. Saying nonverbal when you want a bit of quiet. Saying intrusive thoughts because that must mean an urge like to buy coffee or hair dye. Do you know feeling off sometimes is a sign of autism? Lying is gaslighting. Everyone I dislike is a narcissist.
This meeting could have been a fresh autumn pear