SQUAWK!

*sitting in corner, facing wall*

Hnnnnnnggg hhhhhhh *sniff* nn nn nn hhhrrrr *sniff* sssnnnnn k k ffff *sniff* AAAAAAGHHH www www hmm GAAA hmm *sniff* hhhh

Hey Loki! S'up?

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Very nice.

i love ravens so so much

@todaysbird

That's Dave. He's a jerk.

Awww

Duly noted, no more ties for me!

Bravo.

we should replace emails with eagles. as well as being an obvious and immediate improvement this would create hundreds of new job opportunities, and it'd hardly be worse for the environment than anything else we're already doing.

i know some of you might be worried about the health and safety of short people, but look at it this way: being mistaken for a mouse and snatched up and carried to work could actually save you a lot on fuel costs and cut down your commute time spent in traffic

We're unemployed at the moment, and will spy for scraps. Just saying.

Hmgnf

*land on high beam*

*watching*

“ravens are symbols of death, demons, and the underworld”

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damn girl nice lipstick you rockin it

There was never anything wrong with a tasty scrap.

emails should be banned. want to get in contact with me? send a raven

Just popping in to say we'll work for scraps.

Can we also peck out the eyes of our enemies?

That's a yes.

We're just cool dudes, bro.

Friend? I think they would be very hard to catch and not much meat for the effort. Make friends with one and they could be like Huginn or Muninn and go forth and bring you news of the realm. Like stray cat spottings. ;)

*blinking*

What the? What the deuce?

@askbalderthings have you seen this?