Bits of Fluff

I don't like where this is going, Shonen Jump. Careful what you say next

they had to deny it already lmaoo

The American pronghorn is the world’s fastest herbivore, reaching speeds of 60 mph, but the evolutionary pressure that drove it so such superlatives has gone for a long long time

imagine being able to listen to carry on my wayward son, objectively a fucking banger of a song, without inflicting psychic damage on yourself 

how DARE you keep this in the tags

mel blanc fuckign yelling

Polygon Unraveled | Most Relatable Moments (According to me)

F**k you Mars

love that these are both in a different language but i can still tell exactly what the joke is

As someone who works in retail, let me tell you that it is exactly like this. Its been over a year of this pandemic and people still do shit like this all the time.

I can’t tell you how much I’ve wanted to yank people’s mask to cover their damn faces. Especially the nimrods that are walking around with their flipping noses hanging out

Tell me this ain't Nicky and Joe. I dare youuu

I have never seen Islam shown so humanized, so relaxed, so innocent and pure. That’s brilliant and funny. 

tumblr should remove the sign up and delete account buttons. no one gets in, no one gets out

I don’t know why everyone is so surprised that Supernatural is trending again 3 months after the show ended..... it’s the second impeachment trial today come on guys we should’ve known

The executive orders Biden signed on his first day in office: 1. Requiring masks and physical distancing on federal property

2. Halting the US’s withdrawal from WHO

3. Creating position of Covid-19 Response Coordinator to manage vaccine distribution

4. Extending eviction/foreclosure moratorium till March 31

5. Extending the student loan payment pause till September 30

6. Rejoining Paris Climate Accord

7. Cancelling KeystoneXL and directing agencies to review Trump environmental actions

8. Rescinding Trump’s 1776 Commission which was the thing telling government agencies not to incorporate racial justice into their training

9. Preventing workplace discrimination of LGBTQ+ people

10. Requiring non-citizens to be counted in census and taken into account for congressional rep

11. Fortifying DACA

12. Undoing Trump’s expansion of immigration enforcement

13. Removing Muslim ban

14. Stopping border wall construction

15. Extending deferrals of deportation and work authorizations for Liberians with a safe haven in the US

16. Requiring exec branch employees to sign an ethics pledge

17. Undoing Trump’s regulatory approval process 

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TURN THE SOUND ON OMG

the sound was worth it 100%