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369. There’s nothing more difficult to regain than a slytherin’s trust once you’ve lost it
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When the houses find out someone has a crush on them
Ravenclaw: omg! Omg! Omg! *revises all she knows about boys/girls*
Hufflepuff: oh! I must bake some cookies for them then! *runs off to the kitchen*
Gryffindor: I’ll show them my strength and concentration during my amazing adventures i will now plan *writes a letter to hire a dragon*
Slytherin: who cares they’re probably lying and even if it’s true they’ll hate me if they really get to know me.
Salutations! And welcome back!
Thank you! xD
Friends X Goals
If I had a goal to achieve, and the only way it can be done is to kill/let my friends get killed, I would find a way to achieve my goal without my friends dying.
If there really was no other way, I would let my friend die. They know me well enough to see that coming and to forgive me.
But maybe that’s just me.
After a long time of absence I'm gonna start up this blog again so feel free to send any requests/ideas/etc!
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Gryffindor online description: brave, noble, chivalrous, a little arrogant and reckless at times, but an all around hero
Gryffindor actual description: "TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?" *sees spider and screams*
Ravenclaw online description: witty, intelligent, tends to be eccentric, very smart and pretty nerdy,
Ravenclaw actual description: hasn't left the house in six days, is down to one square of toilet paper but doesn't notice because they're so deep into the Internet
Slytherin online description: cunning, clever, resourceful, can be ruthless and tends to be a villain on the worst days, but loyal to those they love
Slytherin actual description: gets hit in the head with a dodgeball in p.e. because they were busy thinking of ways to overthrow the government
Hufflepuff online description: kind, sweet, tends to be soft spoken, can be a pushover, loyal, hardworking, overly nice sometimes
Hufflepuff actual description: smiles a lot thinks about food 24/7 until someone disses their friend, then all hell breaks loose
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62. Slytherins love ambition, including everyone else’s ambition. Often slytherins will develop intense strategies to help friends from all houses get their crush’s attention or ace essays/tests. Pride from seeing others achieve happiness is unlimited
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6 Types Of Best Friends You'll Have
The Wild One; Their super fun, but they always seems to be getting you in trouble: Slytherin, Gryffindor
The Dependable One; Their basically the mom of the group: Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff
The Lucky One; Somehow their life is always more exciting then yours:
Gryffindor
The Chill One; Weirdly they never seem to be doing anything: Hufflepuff
The Funny One; They can seriously make anything funny: Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, Slytherin, Gryffindor
The Trash Talker; The know it all: Slytherin
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slytherin aesthetic
dark nails | green velvet | light summer rain | hot steam | overgrown greenery | a splash of cold water to the face | blank stares | grand staircases | thorns | thick eyebrows | black silk | evergreens | cool tones | the mist over a lake | mahogany | bulky heirloom rings | mischievous smirks | pebbles from the lake | the smell of new leather | dark winged eyeliner | victorian architecture | cracked marble | a raised eyebrow | wet grass | perfect hair | healing crystals | polished silver | pride
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Say it with me
Hufflepuffs can be fierce (seriously their symbol is a BADGER not all of them are cinnamon rolls)
Gryffindors can be cautious and shy (we’re not all cocky “do it for the vine” people)
Ravenclaws can take stupid risks (everyone does, they’re not immune)
Slytherins can be innocent (just imagine a Hufflepuff/Slytherin friendship where the Puff is one trying to protect their precious cinnamon roll friend it’s adorable )
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Pottermore art for the house common rooms
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Hogwarts houses making homework
Hufflepuff: Doing it perfectly on time so they don't have to stress the day before they have to hand it in.
Ravenclaw: Starting on time but eventually coming across something they find more interesting so they lose interest in their homework and have to finish it last minute.
Gryffindor: Actually making their homework last minute and finishing it just in time.
Slytherin: Realizing that they have to hand in their homework assignment that day and that they haven't started yet so they make it in a hurry and then talk the teacher into believing that they hadn't enough time.
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Being A Slytherin Would Include...
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- Getting excited every time the giant squid would swim past the glass in the common room
- Having to stock up on warm clothes bc damn it gets cold in there
- Everyone in the dorms having like ten blankets on their beds during winter
- Having huge games of Chinese whispers at the Slytherin table which confuses the whole school as to why all the Slytherins are deadly silent
- Having the sassiest and most sarcastic conversations ever with your house mates
- Staying up late on Friday nights with loads of other slytherins and playing weird drinking games with firewhisky while the minors watch in awe
- Always defending people from your house even if you’ve never talked to them before
- Getting confused as to why Slytherin is supposed to be the “badass” house because what actually goes on in the common room is eating competitions and rap battles
- Creating the strongest and most last-longing friendships
- Passing notes in class
- saying “fight me” under your breath to literally everything
- So much swearing
- Everyone swearing all the time that you forget that swearing is “bad”
- Getting told off in class for swearing
- “God fucking dammit i just spilled my fucking ink”
- “Excuse me?”
- “Sorry professor…slip of the tongue…”
- Getting extremely stubborn when people tell you what to do, making you do the opposite.
- Not being as huge a fan of Snape even though everyone thinks Slytherins worship him
- Getting really annoyed when people are surprised at how lovely you are, despite being in Slytherin
- Slytherin PRIDE
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Voldemort, gathering followers (more or less):
IF I GOT LOCKED AWAAAAY
AND WE LOST IT ALL TODAAAY
TELL ME HONESTLY
WOULD YOU DEVOTE YOUR LIFE TO ME AND LET ME FORCE YOU TO DO UNSPEAKABLE CRUEL AND DESPICABLE DEEDS AND ALWAYS LIVE WTH THE KNOWLEDGE THAT I WOULD JUST KILL YOU FOR THE KICKS
…THE SAME
This.
The Houses #12: Alone on Valentine’s
Gryffindor: torn between taking incentive and messaging your crush and spending the day with your friends/doing a Netflix and chill without the “and chill”
Hufflepuff: feeling down if you have a crush, otherwise just shrugging it off and spending the day like you always would, eating way more cookies than are healthy
Ravenclaw: feeling vaguely unhappy, spending the day in bed, reading a good book and falling in love with a fictional character instead
Slytherin: a feeling of complete/mild insult at not having a date, pretending not to care while mentally going through all the people that could have a secret crush on you