she is the truth waiting to devour you from beneath

Absolutely insane to me that during the Battle of Hogwarts Draco goes missing without leave, against Voldemort's orders, and both his mother and Voldemort himself immediately assume that he's gone to find Harry Potter.

And they're right.

Narcissa asks Harry if Draco is alive because she assumes Harry will have seen him.

And Voldemort suggests to Lucius that Draco has left to befriend Harry Potter and sounds indifferent but thoroughly unconvinced when Lucius tries to say Draco would never do that.

(Lucius probably mentally flashes back to how Draco spent the entire summer after first year talking nonstop about Harry Potter like 😬 😬 😬)

You know the drarry is blatant when even Lord Voldemort notices it.

He missed Snape's lifelong love for Lily but as soon as Draco went missing he was like 'bet he's with Harry Potter.' Absolutely wild. Of course he's also got a mental connection to Harry. So maybe being exposed to 7 years worth of Harry's thoughts and opinions about Draco's appearance, mood, and actions finally clued him into the fact that maybe something was up.

This ship is accidentally so canon.

Sorting Hat: So do you want fluffy best friends to lovers drarry or--

Harry: Not Slytherin.

Sorting Hat: Enemies to lovers 7 year slowburn it is.

Things fanfic is reputed for inserting into the source material:

Things fanfic actually inserts into the source material:

And so importantly, in prev tag:

#actual personality for character who was done dirty in canon

also found in fanfic … at least occasionally

Also QED:

The old school lack of transparency on tumblr is amazing because you assume the people you follow must all be equivalent to you and then you see someone write “I brought my youngest to college today” and someone else write “my mom wouldn’t let me listen to Ariana Grande when I was a kid” and then your head explodes

and we need that! keeps us humble. 

Then I'm just like WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AN ADULT

It goes the other way, too, because WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE A CHILD?!!

I'm 16, that's like, barely a child

I'm in my 30s. You are baby

I'm older than both of you in a trenchcoat.

honestly one of the best things we can do for ourselves is realize that people of different ages than us can still be the same kind of person as us. it's humbling and it gives everyone involved a sense of continuity, and it busts those stupid generational stereotypes media is so fond of.

You know what really fucking Annoys Me about internet censorship is stuff like swear words being heavily censored because that's entirely an American cultural hangup being forced on the rest of us. I don't know a single country where swearing is as taboo as it is in America. In fact most languages have swear words that would have the same effect on an American as giving a Victorian chimney sweep a pepsi max cherry.

Demonitizing Irish people's videos for having swear words in them is a kind of hate crime and psychological torture I think.

[Image ID: meme of a man wih glasses looking at butterfly

The man is lables "my overstimulated ass"

The butterly is labled "someone making an annoying noise"

The bottom text reads " is this a crme deserving the death sentence"

End image ID]

Its me, your feral godmother

*waves a wand and grants you the teeth and claws to fuck your evil step family up*

Good luck kid you're in a reverse beauty and beast situation. Do not let that princely motherfucker fall in love with your inner humanity or the spell will fail and you'll turn human again

Good news if you bite his ass you can start a pack together. Go forth. Enjoy the ball

You can bite a princess too if you want. Or a milkmaid, or a butler or whatever. Go nuts. The more the merrier

#misread as feral hogmother

That's my girlfriend, she's rooting for you too

#investing at 70 notes

That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said about a post of mine that wasn't an addition to a post of someone else's XD

#posts that will become Tumblr heritage

I wish. I don't think it's even gonna crack 500 notes

This is literally my favorite tweet of all time. It’s so powerful.

She Freaken Forgor Me

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT OH MY GODD

Except I can never NOT parse the “hieroglyphs” on the far right as reading “I dig that ass.” Which still works, TBH.

For those of you who weren’t able to get 100% of the total solar eclipse today… I gotchu <3

Flooflers

WORTH SOUND

Being in a long-term fandom really makes me wish we had like, Fandom Supreme Courts, just so that every time the same stupid discourse rears its ugly head for the umpteenth time in ten years, we can just be like, “Actually this argument was settled in the 2006 Fandom Supreme Court ruling in the case of AngelPotter vs. Xx_goth1c-r0se_xX, so everbody can shut up about it now.” Imagine the wank reduction.

congrats to everyone who got to see the eclipse today. this is approximately the one millionth cool space event that ive been unable to witness due to the weather 🙃

Pictures For You Then ✨

omg those are gorgeous thank you!!

It’s crazy how low self-worth fucks with peoples lives

“What will I be if I don’t graduate/don’t get a promotion/don’t get my shit together/don’t make this relationship work?” You would be a perfectly normal human being who is inherently valuable and who possesses many talents and good traits

“What if I fail even when I tried my very best?” The world keeps turning and you will find many other things you will succeed at.