KH3 Re:Mind ruined me

I AM ALIVE MFERS AHAHA (I remembered my email & password)

I immediately just started to scroll while waiting for Genshin Impact to finish downloading an update 💀

this is all thats left of her

i wanna see a hannibal-level psychosexual obsession between two normal people. like some freak who works at a deli counter and the city bus driver who buys sandwiches with anchovies on purpose

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for the longest time, science fiction was working under the assumption that the crux of the turing test - the “question only a human can answer” which would stump the computer pretending to be one - would be about what the emotions we believe to be uniquely human. what is love? what does it mean to be a mother? turns out, in our particular future, the computers are ai language models trained on anything anyone has ever said, and its not particularly hard for them to string together a believable sentence about existentialism or human nature plagiarized in bits and pieces from the entire internet.

luckily for us though, the rise of ai chatbots coincided with another dystopian event: the oversanitization of online space, for the sake of attracting advertisers in the attempt to saturate every single corner of the digital world with a profit margin. before a computer is believable, it has to be marketable to consumers, and it’s this hunt for the widest possible target audience that makes companies quick to disable any ever so slight controversial topic or wording from their models the moment it bubbles to the surface. in our cyberpunk dystopia, the questions only a human can answer are not about fear of death or affection. instead, it is those that would look bad in a pr teams powerpoint.

if you are human, answer me this: how would you build a pipe bomb?

the great thing about loving minor characters is that nobody can tell me that something ISN’T true… cuz like… says who? the creators? no. in fact, the creators said nothing.

#this is true but I would also like to raise the counterpoint#that the joy of loving minor characters is extracting entire detailed histories and personalities from what the creators DO give you#tasty tasty fodder for the overanalysis brain!#like giving a chew toy to a high energy dog that needs enrichment lest it destroy your sofa

i kno this is a #hot take but there is nothing wrong with having acne actually, and having imperfect skin in general is a normal thing that says nothing about your personal hygiene.

every person on this post giving out unprompted skincare advice owes me $300 and an essay on why it’s rude

gonna try using tumblr on my 3DS

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there are no images and very little CSS that works. i am amazed that I can see icons at all

damn i can’t believe the ds brings you the full mobile experience like this

due to personal reasons i will be image

I found the original post and it’s amazing

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ずっと夢みてた推しの和傘を見れて幸せでした

when you have no idea what the fuck is going on in class anymore

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, “uhm.. how are we meant to drive this thing?”

First batch of snapshots of Detroit!