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im crying this shit is so embarrassing
imagine flirting w your ex wife or whatever the fuck they are i dont fucking know and thousands of people see your cringe ass flirty reply and then your wife soft blocks you. i would kill myself
As celebration for Stardew 1.6 coming out, I thought why not bring back some more old hollywood Harvey ^^
Some incorrect quotes between the Farmer and my husband Harvey
harvey posting... i draw him tired bc i am tired
new portrait of him. i wonder what harvey thinks of it being in the living room
oh. OH. okay i think he likes it
My gender is farmer.. In my pants are a sword and a pickaxe.. I'm on my way to skull caverns for the first time, I am not prepared because I think that skull caverns are like the mines.. my wife will not see me return home tonight
The farmer full of rage chopping down trees
Harvey watching dabbing his forehead: goodness is it wrong I find that rather attractive
Shane sipping cola: would be weird if you didn't that shits hot as fuck
Elliot: yes it is rather pleasing to watch.
why would i need a real romantic relationship when i have an anxious nerdy husband in stardew valley that will never cheat on me and even helps with the farm sometimes?
OH SO WHEN I LIKE IT, ITS CRINGEY AMD WEIRD AND DUMB, YOU CALL HIM A CREEP BUT ALL THE SUDDEN SOMEONE MAKES A HOZIER EDIT WOTH HIM AND NOW YOU LOVE HIM FOR THE SWEET MAN HE IS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
ive been a harvey dick rider since like 2019 im so glad ppl are starting to see something in him i feel like he was the most hated bachelor for foreverrr
there's something about my first pick romances in games being unpopular at release and then, months or years later, suddenly getting this big renaissance
something about it. something about men that are so utterly devoted, and finding stability
Good afternoon, lovelies and gremlins. For today's unhinged discourse, I bring the following headcanon to the table and invite each of you to take it into consideration as pleases you:
I have returned once again to post
looking for fics about your favorite character on ao3 be like:
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what the actual fuck
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ooh that sounds- what the fuck
unfinished
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the best fic ive ever read in my life. this absolutely ruined me and ill never be the same ever again
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Reblogging for the absolute brutal accuracy of this comment
I like this comparison, because I know people who would be excited by the prada and also people who would be excited by the human teeth. And people who would happily buy both.
I love the idea of jedi babies with psychometry just.... latching onto random things that have good memories attached and carrying it around like a teddy bear. Like baby Quin found a spatula with a memory of a kid and their parent lovingly making cookies in it and he slept with a dollar store spatula for the next 3 years. Cal found some silverware that a happy group of friends used for all of their special occasions, so his pockets end up full of comfort spoons. and forks. and butter knives.
We’re fanfiction writers, of course:
I plead guilty to at least half of these things.
