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The remake reboot prequel sequel industrial complex is killing me but the good thing is I don't have to watch any of that. I can just think "that sounds boring or otherwise doesn't interest me in any way" and do something other than watch it
"They're making a willy wonka origin story with timothee chalamet," you might say to me. "They're doing a live action the last airbender again, didn't you love avatar?" I don't find it necessary. This is nothing to me
Scream this is iconic….
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Dueting this one until this woman permanently destroys her lungs with toxic gas. So first we've got ammonia-based toilet cleaner, okay. And that's bleach powder, okay you've made mustard gas.
You're still fuckin' doing this? I'm trans now, that's how much fucking time has passed since I last ratio'd you. Shut the fuck up!
I love this video so much I can't breathe
Hundreds of Jewish anti-war demonstrators have been arrested during a Passover seder that doubled as a protest in New York, as they shut down a major thoroughfare to pray for a ceasefire and urge the Senate majority leader, Chuck Schumer, to end US military aid to Israel.
The 300 or so arrests took place on Tuesday night at Grand Army Plaza, on the doorstep of Schumer’s Brooklyn residence, where thousands of mostly Jewish New Yorkers gathered for the seder, a ritual that marked the second night of the holiday celebrated as a festival of freedom by Jews worldwide.
The seder came just before the US Senate resoundingly passed a military package that includes $26bn for Israel.
Happy April 25th
When asked why the 5 characters seem to be always together in the anime, Monkey Punch explained that should not always be the case.
THE CASUALNESS OF THAT COLLIE SLIPPING RIGHT OUT OF THEIR COLLAR. That dude is a Willing Participant of this walk and by god everyone else is going to follow the RULES.
FiFS Illustration Exhibition promo art
thinking about creatures.
look at this thing
Gift it to the goth girl to win her heart.
Stole a mermaid's actual fucking heart oh my God
I saw a clip from love on the spectrum on YouTube once and it was exactly what I expected like autistic wholesome bait and I think they should let me on to be the first evil contestant I could change the course of their show forever
Making huge strides for autistic people by proving we’re just as capable of being heinously evil machiavellian villains as anybody else
Dialogue that popped into my head unprompted
Creative way of saving camels from getting run over
my favourite things about this video:
1) the amount of time that went into considering this approach, which is a resounding 0.00 seconds
2) the baby's screm - yes it's sad bc the poor lil guy is scared but the way his yells for momma hitch with the guy's running have me lmao ngl
3) the guy either had the incredible good fortune or the foresight to put the baby between himself and momma so he could make a break for it. it was too quick. Too deliberate and almost instinctive. He has done this before.
4) the victory skips and turban twirling.
10/10 but please for the love of god there has to be a better way camels kick people to death
i feel like we're ignoring an important scientific fact, which is that this guy grabbed, at the minimum, 35 kilograms of terrified baby camel and did a fucking 6-second olympic sprint while being chased by, wikipedia informs me, 300-540 kilograms of angry adult camel.
the human body is capable of amazing things when it notices that it just picked up something that half a ton worth of pissed off camel would very much like to have back
