Fish pretend to want me for clout

Women pretend to want me for trout

Horrible addition! Thanks

tw // racism , shooting

Coby Daniel, the 6-year-old Michigan boy who was shot by his neighbor over a bicycle, is now heading to therapy after exhibiting signs of post-traumatic stress disorder.

here's the gofundme to help Colby and his family, they haven't met their goal yet

yes. now let’s watch this episode of spongebob together

women are so beautiful <3

Benvolio and Mercutio in Romeo & Juliet (2021) dir. Simon Godwin

thats it your death scene is going in the amv.

'i could fix him' well he's already in my wood chipper

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Remember that text post from a few years back that was about how eventually this website would turn on John Mulaney the minute he did anything that showed he was a human person instead of the idealized pedestal we put him on. 

It’s happening now and I’m just seeing some awful takes about what’s going on with him and it’s like: guys you aren’t entitled to know what’s going on with his private life, and it’s very entitled to feel personally betrayed about a relationship you are not a part of. Just leave the man alone. Leave everyone alone for fucks sake. 

You would not believe the reactions on tiktok. “Thinking about him rebounding is making me physically ill,” “Ugh, you can’t trust any man,” *deletes a John Mulaney slide from a powerpoint titled Men I Trust*

“Fuck you my child is completely fine.”

Your child has full length and ongoing conversations with their-self pretending they’re talking to fictional characters and said characters are responding to them.

I am not ready for the mood guys